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Posted by Eugene on Mar-15-2002 16:17:

Women are like Web Servers

Women are like web servers:

400 BAD REQUEST: a rendezvous without flowers
401 UNAUTHORIZED: I'm married
402 PAYMENT REQUIRED: candle-light dinner
403 FORBIDDEN: don't even think about it
404 NOT FOUND: today is the girls' night out
405 METHOD NOT ALLOWED: anal out of the question
406 METHOD NOT ACCEPTABLE: blowjobs out of the question
407 PROXY AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED: I have to ask Mom first
408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?
409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?
411 LENGTH REQUIRED: you call this "big"?
412 PRECONDITION FAILED: you don't have a condom?
413 REQUEST ENTITY TOO LARGE: won't fit!
415 UNSUPPORTED MEDIA TYPE: foursomes out of the question
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period
501 NOT IMPLEMENTED: have never tried that
503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache
504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT: that's all?

Posted by kluba_702 on Mar-15-2002 17:30:

500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period

..........hehe

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-15-2002 21:55:

quote:
Originally posted by kluba_702
500 INTERNAL SERVER ERROR: period

..........hehe

lmao

Posted by LKD on Mar-15-2002 22:47:

truely good humor for the little i geek in all of us...lol

Posted by Eugene on Mar-15-2002 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
truely good humor for the little i geek in all of us...lol

hey, if you're a trancEaddict, you're a geek by definition.

If you don't believe me, check out the "Single vs. in a Relationship" thread in the Polls section -- almost everybody here is single!!!

Posted by Trance4Eternity on Mar-16-2002 01:33:

Thats some funny shit.

Posted by misiek on Mar-16-2002 03:58:

lmao

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-16-2002 07:05:

*going to check out the polls section*

I've never had a 411. DAMN, MY GEEK ISN'T up to DATE!!!!

Posted by vmc on Mar-16-2002 13:46:

R-Tape loading error
remember this old-school one?
(I know it isn't very involved, but...)

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-17-2002 21:59:

Re: Women are like Web Servers

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Women are like web servers:
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Say, You've translated it?

Posted by Spyder on Mar-18-2002 01:04:

408 REQUEST TIMEOUT: when did you last call?

thats me.. hehe lol.. i
and this one

503 SERVICE UNAVAILABLE: headache

Posted by infinity HiGH on Mar-18-2002 01:07:

Women like webservers? They sure are...both quite complicated...only "specialists" understand them...

Posted by Eugene on Mar-18-2002 02:53:

Re: Re: Women are like Web Servers

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

Say, You've translated it?

hehe, Cosmo, just read and enjoy, don't ask silly questions

Posted by sipowitz on Mar-18-2002 12:29:

Kind of server(=woman)

Hi!

So the question is what to choose, an open source (free) or a commersial one that you have to pay for...

=)

Posted by Eugene on Mar-18-2002 18:31:

Re: Kind of server(=woman)

quote:
Originally posted by sipowitz
Hi!

So the question is what to choose, an open source (free) or a commersial one that you have to pay for...

LOL!!!

Posted by -=K|p|H=- on Mar-20-2002 17:43:

hehe

Posted by Slylee on Mar-20-2002 18:29:

409 CONFLICT: who was that blonde?

good stuff eugene....

Posted by Spyder on Mar-20-2002 20:41:

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
Women like webservers? They sure are...both quite complicated...only "specialists" understand them...

SO i'm betting your not a specialist?