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Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-12-2006 07:38:

well im doing jack**** right now

i should be studying for a midterm, but i vouched instead to smoke 2 bowls back to back and browse TA. productiveness at its finest.

but i got a cool story to tell. so i was at an aptm in chitown at a party when i realized that i had forgotten an interview for an internship the next morning. i was pretty fuckin hammered, but decided i had to leave to catch the last train back to the burbs. so i get to the L, get on, and about 2 stops down i realize that its too late for that train, so i get off.

i start walking down belmont back to where the aptm is, and i was on a quiet block with no people....except 1 cracky bum.

he walks up to me and asks "do you have any money". i say "no."

the ****** pulls a knife.

not a combat knife, but like a swiss army knife. now, usually, in this situation, you would probably stand and think what this guy is capable of, since hes a crackaddict who probably cant feel pain. but then again i was drunk as hell, so my instincts reacted.

i kicked him right in the nuts.

he bends over groaning and moaning....im NOT a big person and I NEVER start shit, but this guy was no bigger than me, and he pulled a fucking knife, so my actions are justified.

i see that for SOME reason he's holding a wad of bills in other hand...( ), i try to snag it all, but only got away with a 10, and then i ran. ran fast. ran all the way back to the aptm where i proceeced to take 3 more shots instantly.

fucked up shit. lol

Short version: got drunk, forgot i had to do something, attempted to get to train station, realized i failed, started heading back to where i got drunk, encountered a burglar, pulls knife and tells me to give him all my money, i kick him the nuts, take some of HIS money, run.

karma, baby.

Posted by Jansa on Oct-12-2006 07:41:

glad you didn't get stabbed or anything.

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-12-2006 08:02:

If he was on the ground moaning, but not giving up his cash...

Kick him again. Grab the cash.

...And pay off your proffesor, you hungover bastard

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-12-2006 11:46:

Re: well im doing jack**** right now

quote:
Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
i kicked him right in the nuts.

i loled at that point +1

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-12-2006 17:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
If he was on the ground moaning, but not giving up his cash...

Kick him again. Grab the cash.

...And pay off your proffesor, you hungover bastard

i should have kicked him again and grabbed it all. however i was scared that the Crackaddicts Alliance would come out of nowhere and unite to destroy me.

Posted by medinaM5 on Oct-12-2006 17:27:

thats chicago for ya

Posted by jonSun on Oct-12-2006 17:29:

I was just joking around. You didnt have to kick me in the junk.

Posted by TaylorR on Oct-12-2006 18:05:

nice story.

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Oct-12-2006 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
I was just joking around. You didnt have to kick me in the junk.

i just dont understand why you would be carrying all your bills in your hand. im sorry if you no longer can ejaculate.