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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
no really? how much and what does it depend on?
thank fuck for a stupid thread. fuck you people have been boring this week. everytime youre boring, i have to do work. think of other people for crying out loud 
rightyo.
well, i think it mainly depends on what kind of enterprise/collective bargaining agreement the woodchuck has with his (sic) employer. woodchucks under an enterprise agreement, with lower pay, less holidays and stricter working conditions are likely to be less productive.
is the woodchuck paid by the chuck or by the hour? if paid by the chuck, the woodchuck is likely to do the bare minimum to get to the level of pay they desire, and then take the rest of the day off (as seen in old models of work organisation in the 19th century onwards).
does the woodchuck feel he is reaching his potential, or is he disatisfied with his chucking vocation? obviously if its the former he is likely to be more productive.
finally, is the woodchuck working in his native environment, or has he been smuggled into a new forest to chuck wood, because the indigenous woodchucks arent willing to work for the same pay/conditions? historically woodchucks from other forests work harder and chuck more wood than local woodchucks.
putting this into a calculation (sorry, this is the best i could do on short notice)
woodchucked=
You're off by a decimal place, you moron.
The correct answer is:
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
about as much wood as a woochuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
thats the best post this week has seen danza.
bahahahahah i feel your pain pkc!
hence the thread!
farken nice one danza!
is it an african or a european woodchuck?
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| Originally posted by Philby is it an african or a european woodchuck? |
haha danza's post.. quality
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| Originally posted by Philby is it an african or a european woodchuck? |
im at home getting drunk. i hope the rest of you are still at work.
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what is the difference between a woodchuck and a woodpecker? i always get confused
One chucks wood and the other woods pecks.
How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck?
and what sort of chucking is said woodchuck performing?
chuck1 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�verb (used with object)
1. to toss; throw with a quick motion, usually a short distance.
2. Informal. to resign from; relinquish; give up: He's chucked his job.
3. to pat or tap lightly, as under the chin.
4. Informal. to eject (a person) from a public place (often fol. by out): They chucked him from the bar.
5. Slang. to vomit; upchuck.
�noun
6. a light pat or tap, as under the chin.
7. a toss or pitch; a short throw.
8. a sudden jerk or change in direction.
�Idiom
9. chuck it, British Slang. stop it; shut up.
chuck2 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�noun
1. the cut of beef between the neck and the shoulder blade.
2. a block or log used as a chock.
3. Machinery.
a. a device for centering and clamping work in a lathe or other machine tool.
b. a device for holding a drill bit.
�verb (used with object)
4. Machinery. to hold or secure with a chuck.
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chuck3 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
1. to cluck.
�noun
2. a clucking sound.
3. Archaic. (used as a term of endearment): my love, my chuck.
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chuck4 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�noun Western U.S. Slang.
food; provisions.
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chuck5 /tʃʌk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[chuhk] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
�noun Canadian Slang.
1. water.
2. any body of water.
A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
errr... ok!
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| Originally posted by A.J. How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck? |
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| Originally posted by A.J. How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck? |
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| Originally posted by christos chuck norris doesn't chuck wood. he looks at the wood and it chucks itself. |
Ok im pretty positive ages ago i saw on a doco like mythbusters or something it was something like 32 grams (i think). Tada!
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The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak. The apparent relationship between the two words has led to the common tongue twister: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? � A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood". Other response lines can be used, including: 1. "As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."[7] 2. "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."[8] 3. "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck only could."[9] |
...you know what? I'd rather sit on a log and chuck my woody!
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| Originally posted by Frost_Melt Ok im pretty positive ages ago i saw on a doco like mythbusters or something it was something like 32 grams (i think). Tada! |
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