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Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-19-2006 20:20:

hilarious story

ok I was walkig with my chinese buddy hes like 30 years old or soemthing he doesnt want to tell me his age but whatever hes fairly old and hes taking university courses with me. So we're walking outside and its dark and all of a sudden i see a raccoon. and its like right beside us. Im like OHHHHHHHH SHIT! A RACOON. Then he's like "ya.. ive killed one of those before." I was like "no shit? really?" and he was like "yea aoubt ten years ago.. then i cooked it in a soup, it tastes delicious.!"

Then i said "WOW man.. thats great.. youd survive in the jungle!"

Posted by Slylee on Oct-19-2006 20:21:

you don't even get a complimentary laugh.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-19-2006 20:22:

say...whats for dinner?

Posted by stren on Oct-19-2006 20:22:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-19-2006 20:23:

It's not the story, but the way you tell it, that makes it unfunny.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Oct-19-2006 20:23:

yeeeeeeeeeeeeah......no.

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-19-2006 20:24:

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Oct-19-2006 20:25:

was he serious about cooking it or he was just joking?

Posted by Danny Ocean on Oct-19-2006 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
was he serious about cooking it or he was just joking?

he's chinese, of course hes serious.

Posted by stren on Oct-19-2006 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
was he serious about cooking it or he was just joking?

prolly serious, those crazy chinamen eat dogs

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-19-2006 20:27:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
It's not the story, but the way you tell it, that makes it unfunny.

why do you hate me

Posted by iammesol on Oct-19-2006 20:28:

You clearly have never been to the south.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Oct-19-2006 20:28:

well come on, we can't generalize!!! or unless you were trying to get in the tone of the first post...

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-19-2006 20:28:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
prolly serious, those crazy chinamen eat dogs

yes they are rather delicious, cant go wrong with badgers in a pie though. fantastic with chips.

oh and have u tried wild bears? man u havent lived, man.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Oct-19-2006 20:29:

i want to try Panda bear.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-19-2006 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
was he serious about cooking it or he was just joking?

no he really cooked it i believe him.. seriously though its probably not that bad i would guess it tastes like duck compared to chicken compared to lamb

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Oct-19-2006 20:31:

i think the absolute grossest thing was reading a couple of articles about aborted babies being used in meals. it HAD to be a joke. i know it couldn't have been true.

i do know that there are places in china and korea that use dogs in their meals however.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Oct-19-2006 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
no he really cooked it i believe him.. seriously though its probably not that bad i would guess it tastes like duck compared to chicken compared to lamb

oh i see

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-19-2006 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
why do you hate me

LOL! I don't hate you! It's possible to give an honest opinion and still like somebody ya know.

Your story telling skills are lame, end of story!

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-19-2006 20:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
i want to try Panda bear.

may i suggest u boil it then proceed to fry it with some vegetables. or are u talking about having sex with it?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-19-2006 20:37:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie

Your story telling skills are lame, end of story!

well practice makes perfect. and if I was talking in real life i woul dhave said it like that with no backspace

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-19-2006 20:40:

here let me give it to you straight

im not racist im very open midned

Egyptians eat cowbrains and ferment their own cheese from the 70s
Europeans have blood pudding and eat cow stomach lining
spansih people eat bull testicles as meatballs
african tribes eat other humans and so do those urugayans from alive
my friend ate a racoon
I ate caterpillers

i think its just funny that he was so honest about it and telling me how good it was

i bet its not that bad.

Posted by bas on Oct-19-2006 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
Egyptians eat cowbrains and ferment their own cheese from the 70s

I don't know what kind of Egyptian YOU are...but I have never eaten cowbrains

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-19-2006 20:51:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I don't know what kind of Egyptian YOU are...but I have never eaten cowbrains

u should try living in the suburbs of england for a week then

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-20-2006 00:34:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I don't know what kind of Egyptian YOU are...but I have never eaten cowbrains

the moldy cheese my dad is still ading to it from his aniversary 30 years ago lol

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