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who would you rather be eaten by?

a lion or a set of vultures?

your mom.





























































































j/k

Hmm...probably a lion. I think the shock would phase out most of the pain. Plus you can say you fought a lion!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Plus you can say you fought a lion!

Or, that you were an easy prey.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred Or, that you were an easy prey.

You can try to punch the lion in the balls.

If you do it right, you win.

Except male lions are lazy. The female ones are the ones that do the hunting. Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

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Originally posted by EvilTree Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

lol. It's plain now why they're dubbed kings of the jungle. A king doesn't trouble himself with trifles like hunting, he has his retinue for it.

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Originally posted by EvilTree The female ones are the ones that do the hunting. Hey, maybe the male lions have it right after all. They do fuck all except shag their many female lion mates.

...try telling that to my old woman

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Originally posted by dj_bas Hmm...probably a lion. I think the shock would phase out most of the pain. Plus you can say you fought a lion!

say? to whom? peter at the pearly gates?

vultures only eat you after youre dead. so ill go with vultures.

1 horse sized duck, no question

i like vultures, but i think vultures don't kill you. they're more of a scavenger type of animal. with a lion, it'll kill me fasrter than pecking

How many vultures are we talking here?

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ How many vultures are we talking here?

More than enough to eat you.

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Originally posted by mezzir 1 horse sized duck, no question

What was the counter to this....a bunch of duck sized horses? lol

which has bigger boobs?

Re: who would you rather be eaten by?

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred a lion or a set of vultures?

In as much as a lion will normally kill it's prey by way of powerful blows from it's front legs and crushing bites from it's jaws whereas vultures will normally only eat things they find which have already died.... I vote vultures. I'd rather be eated after death then die while being eaten.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Hmm...probably a lion. I think the shock would phase out most of the pain. Plus you can say you fought a lion!

You can't really say you fought a Lion cuz you'd be dead.

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Originally posted by dj_bas What was the counter to this....a bunch of duck sized horses? lol

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=134381


I'd vote a lion, being torn with such ferocity once dead must be better than casual 'all you can eat' vultures

carl cox

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Originally posted by bananas carl cox

Make sure you have a friend around to tell us what he tips.

probably a lion.

its undignified if u snuff it to a bunch of vultures.

IronDragon and his pee-blade of death.

i fucking hate birds ! i think i'll faint before i die if a bunch of muhfuckin vultures surrounded me..

I think I'll say "a Lion" aswell.
Can we get a poll on this thread?

I'd have to choose lion. So long as my teeth could be made into a necklace for my brother, my spinal column could be encased in some sort of plastic and turned into a cane for my father, my skull could be turned into a birdhouse for my mother and my ribs cracked and padded to create a comfy cushion for my sister.

Also, i require that my leg meat be saved for the young pups. With my heavy exercise routine I may be a bit gamey and cubs will most likely not have the developed palettes of their parents and will appreciate my leg-meat more.

If I went down screaming like a bitch, I would demand that any and all audio recordings of the event be dubbed over with the scene from Aliens when Hudson is going down and he's being a total badass.

Furthermore, I would ask that I be killed within 5 feet of the lion den. It would be humiliating to have my body dragged for more than 5 feet.

Lastly, my eyes I would give to Xeno. I would ask that they be placed in a back-lit jar and placed on his dresser where they can stare at him as he slumbers.

As for the burial of my remains I leave those responsible with two options.

1) Catapult / Trebuchet / Cannon

Fling my corpse into the ocean and take bets on distance or, alternately, shoot me into the ocean using a cannon and take bets on the number of times I skip over the water before sinking awkwardly in.

The winner gets the 1st copy of my new coffee table book: "My Guts were Strung for Yards." including the most gruesome scenes of my evisceration.

2) Formal Burial w/ Slide-Whistle.

I would want the most formal funeral that can be arranged. I would have Walker play the slide-whistle as my casket was lowered into the grave. A descending sound as I am lowered, ascending as I'm raised. The person in charge of lowering will be asked to vacillate between raising and lowering my casket randomly, forcing Walker to make quick alterations to his slide-whistling.

I think that pretty much covers my thoughts on the matter.

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Originally posted by Masonious blah blah blah. yakity shmakity

we should get a maximum characters limit placed on CORe posts.

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