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Posted by mezzir on Oct-20-2006 02:55:

Borat!

omglol
soooooooo terrible
lol my gf saw this and vowed never to go south of like ohio, ever.

but srsly...

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 02:56:

In my country there's a problem. And that problem is a Jew!

Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free!

Yokshemesh!

can't wait for the movie! <3

p.s before flame breaks out, I'm a Jew...

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 02:56:

What jew talking about?

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
What jew talking about?

Like jew don't know

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 02:57:

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"

The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews."

Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico, Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews."

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 02:57:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
Like jew don't know

Are you cereal?

...

Jew.

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-20-2006 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Are you cereal?

...

Jew.

Where the hell have you been?

Posted by itsamemario on Oct-20-2006 02:59:

hahaha that was hilarious.... apart from that never forget, never again thing on the bottom

Posted by Vlad on Oct-20-2006 03:00:

Ahhh... I love Sasha Baron Cohen.

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:01:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Where the hell have you been?

Working on those DS reviews.

Seriously though, college is rough. Chem and Bio for the lose.

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-20-2006 03:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Working on those DS reviews.

Seriously though, college is rough. Chem and Bio for the lose.

College. I feel ya on that one, man.

Posted by mezzir on Oct-20-2006 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Ahhh... I love Sasha Baron Cohen.

pfff you call yourself a fan
sacha
weird as hell
but one fucking funny ass dude

Posted by Vlad on Oct-20-2006 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Working on those DS reviews.

Seriously though, college is rough. Chem and Bio for the lose.

I have Anatomy, Physics and Organic Chem this semester (along with 2 other classes) - I win.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 03:07:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
pfff you call yourself a fan
sacha
weird as hell
but one fucking funny ass dude

Next in my Netflix queue

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
I have Anatomy, Physics and Organic Chem this semester (along with 2 other classes) - I win.

BioChem, Physical chem and Molecular bio (with Intermediate Japanese). I lose. :/

Posted by Vlad on Oct-20-2006 03:10:

Why are you taking p-chem? You a chem major?

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Why are you taking p-chem? You a chem major?

BioChem.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 03:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
BioChem.

I hear Al Q'eda is hiring...

Posted by itsamemario on Oct-20-2006 03:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
BioChem, Physical chem and Molecular bio (with Intermediate Japanese). I lose. :/

Digital Music Production I & II, Mastering & Recording... I win!

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
I hear Al Q'eda is hiring...

Me wanna be an ophthalmologist.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

Me wanna be an ophthalmologist.

YOu can't hit what you can't see. So, terrorists need glasses too.
Just Look:

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-20-2006 03:17:

borat > chemestry

i love how the fucking rednecks sing along to it

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
YOu can't hit what you can't see. So, terrorists need glasses too.
Just Look:

Terrorist Medicine suxxorz.

Posted by Yan on Oct-20-2006 03:20:

Cheese is funnier.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-20-2006 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Terrorist Medicine suxxorz.

I hear it's HMO with a large deductible. But I hear life insurance pay-outs are rather nice. Especially if you strap on few killos of explosives on yourself and walk into a sinagogue.

(tho I hear Israel pays out more if you walk into a terrorist camp)

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