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Posted by bourgeois on Oct-23-2006 22:34:

I still haven't showered.

thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

my list of why I smell continues.

1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it
12. I Never clean my foreskin

Posted by Yohan on Oct-23-2006 22:36:

So you're the real reason why TOTA smells bad, Carl

Posted by Tordan on Oct-23-2006 22:43:

Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?

Posted by Cosmic Fur on Oct-23-2006 22:44:

I'm having a severe case of Deja-vu.

Posted by bourgeois on Oct-23-2006 22:48:

Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Tordan
how do you know what a hooker's ass smells like?

This one time I tried to pick up a hooker and she turned me down. Then she told me it was because I smelled worse than her ass.

Posted by Abercrombie on Oct-23-2006 22:58:

Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
thus I still reek like a hookers ass.

my list of why I smell continues.

1. I never shower.
2. I like to roll around in pig poop.
3. I haven't changed my underwear since last christmas.
4. I <3 golden showers.
5. When i Sweat after purple room, I rub my wet shirt on my hair... then later lick the shirt.
6. I had sex with Courtny love.
7. I work in a fish factory and have sex with dead fish
8. I Gels my hair with semen.
9. My toothpaste is a lovely mixure of crushed bugs and entrails
10. Filthy romping sex with hookers, including male anal intercourse, followed by days without showering.
11. It's called deoderant, it's not expensive, I just choose not to wear it

12. Never clean your foreskin

Posted by DigDeep on Oct-23-2006 22:59:

i never shower.

dont have to.

Posted by devnull on Oct-24-2006 00:00:

Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin

i just puked and swallowed it back

sickos

is it me or this guy left his TA still logged in ?!

Posted by bourgeois on Oct-24-2006 04:37:

Re: Re: I still haven't showered.

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
12. Never clean your foreskin

It's true.
I don't.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Oct-24-2006 04:48:

Smegma machine

Posted by LKD on Oct-24-2006 14:21:

i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?

i honestly dont give a hooker's arse as to why u smell carl

Posted by lopi on Oct-24-2006 16:07:

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
i guess this would fall under lopi's "ha" instead of "blah"?

That it would, that it would.

Posted by LKD on Oct-24-2006 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by lopi
That it would, that it would.

i just dont see the ha in it

Posted by lopi on Oct-24-2006 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by El Kay Dee
i just dont see the ha in it

YOU wouldn't

Posted by CAKE on Oct-24-2006 20:30:

i can't make fun of carl in fear of loosing my posting privlages again

Posted by LKD on Oct-24-2006 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by lopi
YOU wouldn't

pffft u

Posted by bourgeois on Oct-25-2006 20:43:

Jen stop hijacking my account

Posted by bourgeois on Oct-25-2006 20:45:

you even changed my sig, that's it i'm not going to be nice to you anymore

Posted by Yohan on Oct-25-2006 21:01:

quote:
Originally posted by bourgeois
you even changed my sig, that's it i'm not going to be nice to you anymore

Learn to del your cookies.

Dumbass

Posted by Swamper on Oct-25-2006 21:04:

uh, closed.