"The Deacon Affect" Does it really work?

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Posted by Endlesswave on Mar-18-2002 04:13:

"The Deacon Affect" Does it really work?

Ok I posted this in another thread. I dunno if this guy Sebastian really did actually TRY this but it's funny as hell regardless. It's all "in the name of science..."
P.S I'm thinking of actually trying it out...lol

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Mar-18-2002 13:32:

Erm... what?

Posted by inatrance on Mar-18-2002 17:14:

wtf!?!

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-18-2002 17:50:

quote:
Originally posted by inatrance
wtf!?!

You forgot this:

Posted by Endlesswave on Mar-19-2002 00:07:

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeahz...

GO HERE: http://www.galaktek.com/cgi-bin/ind...e=deffect2.html
Oopz...

Posted by Spyder on Mar-19-2002 00:11:

Sarah: I'm Sarah.

I took a long cold sip...

Sabastian: I'm thirsty.
Sarah: Yeah, but what's your name?
Sabastian: Sabastian.
Sarah: That's an interesting name...
Sabastian: I'm glad you approve.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with you? I just came over cause you looked like you might be cool to talk to.
Sabastian: Sorry, just not used to being accosted by random people at the mall.
Sarah: I can leave...
Sabastian: But you won't.
Sarah: You are a total dick.
Sabastian: And you are still here.
Sarah: Yeah well it's a free country, dick.

She still had not left, with no other reason to be sitting there I knew she was intrigued by my fuck-faceness. I would wait until she spoke again.

Sarah: Well it was nice meeting you, Sabastian.

She sat for a second longer and stood up. It was at this point that I made eye contact with her.

Sarah: How can such and asshole have such nice eyes?
Sabastian: Were you leaving?

She sat down across from me. This kind of persistance is typical in bitches. The best part is they think they have control of the situation because they think you really want them to leave.

Sarah: Oh my god, you are such a prick!
Sabastian: I thought I was an asshole.

I got up and walked away, I was none too shocked when I was followed into the music store. She followed me around as I looked at typical shithead music, Limp Bizkit and such. After awhile she got me to answer typical first meeting questions. Finally, when I was walking out to my car she gave me her number and told me to call her. Christ, I was a total dick to her... Maybe Deacon is smarter than he looks.

Sounds somthing like i would dooo .LOL

Posted by whiskers on Mar-19-2002 00:22:

hahahaha, holy shit, i can't believe what some people would do "for science"

really have to think if that phrase "nice guys finish last" works... eh, damn, i'll still be a nice guy
poor girl katie

Posted by Endlesswave on Mar-19-2002 00:26:

lol Poor girl Katie? man, they want it...they crave it, I dunno why the hell they do (well sorta) but it's like women NEED it (at least sometimes)

Posted by Bizz on Mar-19-2002 02:12:

That article is some of the funniest shit I have read in a while, lol

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-19-2002 04:31:

makes me curious.

Posted by Magimaster on Mar-19-2002 09:17:

bullshit that stuff don't work on every woman trust me I know I commited social suicide a month and a half ago trying.

Posted by SmellsExcellent on Mar-19-2002 21:10:

thats pure gold...

a question for the girls: IS IT TRUE??? Do mean guys actually attract girls easier?? whats the deal???

im gonna start a new thread.

-Marc

Posted by Spyder on Mar-19-2002 21:21:

quote:
Originally posted by OrZonE
makes me curious.

i would have to agree.... how wired doo ppl gooo

Posted by Endlesswave on Mar-19-2002 21:24:

I think they really really really want it (finding a badass). I mean why would they want a nice guy for? A guy who treats them nice, with respect as opposed to some jerk who acts like a complete ass and treats them like garbage. You know why? I think ti's mainly because they get bored with the nice guy...once they know they have them wrapped around their little finger then it's boring. They don't find anything interesting (or exciting) with that guy (until they grow older and realize how assholes aren't where it's at) and we nice guys get a shot. That's how I look at it at least...
Chris.

Posted by whiskers on Mar-20-2002 00:31:

^^^^^^^ totally true
girls dig "badass" guys, but later they realize that they don't want those immature badass jerks and they turn to men who would treat them like humans...

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-20-2002 01:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

i would have to agree.... how wired doo ppl gooo

How about you go to the chill out room and post what you think there? Click Me To Help the Human Race Procreate

Posted by whiskers on Mar-20-2002 02:37:

yeah, but see, in here we boost up our post count by pointless comments like "hehe, that was funny", etc.

but that thread has got some meaning to it, it's not pointless discussion!!!

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-20-2002 03:57:

Its still nice to go there sometimes, very interesting posts can usually be found there.

Posted by elena on Mar-20-2002 05:42:

its true to some extent but the way the guy wrote the damn thing sounds too unreal its been exagerrated a little to much i think

Posted by davinox on Mar-21-2002 03:30:

hahaahahahaha....that is funny.

i think he "added" a few things to it, but it's funny.