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Posted by grooviebeats on Oct-25-2006 15:12:

Lesbonics

I just got this in a email and i lol'd

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....
Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-25-2006 15:22:

Re: Lesbonics

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
one's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

my favorites.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Oct-25-2006 15:24:

insert picture of julie spyder "here"

Posted by StanVoid on Oct-25-2006 15:59:

well those were crap.