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-- Drama in Miami Courtroom, today...


Posted by EXTREMUM on Oct-25-2006 18:21:

Sad Drama in Miami Courtroom, today...

Miami FL. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

























Posted by Omega_M on Oct-25-2006 18:23:

haha


Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-25-2006 18:24:

DolphinPWNED.


Posted by HardTranceProd on Oct-25-2006 18:24:

"Only in Florida." (c)


Posted by El Spamo on Oct-25-2006 18:24:

bwahahahaha!!!
being from MIA I appreciate this


Posted by IronDragon on Oct-25-2006 18:24:

Re: Drama in Miami Courtroom, today...

quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
Miami FL. -- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Miami Dolphins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


























How you gon play a brotha like dat?


Posted by StanVoid on Oct-25-2006 18:26:

if i could swim with teh doooolphins


Posted by Omega_M on Oct-25-2006 18:26:

quote:
Originally posted by HardTranceProd
"Only in Florida." (c)


Not really, No.

quote:

A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston
courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his

Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping
with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be
maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references
and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes is not
capable of beating anyone.


Clicky


Posted by bas on Oct-25-2006 18:48:

I'm gonna post this again when the Tigers beat the Cards


Posted by trunks1022 on Oct-25-2006 20:02:

saw this last year, replace dolphins with eagles


Posted by mezzir on Oct-25-2006 20:58:

rofl thats great



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