Things that never got posted because the chance never came

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Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:12:

Things that never got posted because the chance never came

I can't control myself, I just HAD TO post it before I lost my mind.

More soon.

Posted by bas on Oct-27-2006 02:13:

Sweet.

Posted by DjConfessions on Oct-27-2006 02:19:

SOMETIMES I TLKA ABOUT A THREAD ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S PERIOD WHENET THROUG HER PANTS. I JUST FOUNDIT TONIGHT.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ht=PERIOD+PANTS

Posted by XoxidE on Oct-27-2006 02:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DjConfessions
SOMETIMES I TLKA ABOUT A THREAD ABOUT A GIRL WHO'S PERIOD WHENET THROUG HER PANTS. I JUST FOUNDIT TONIGHT.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ht=PERIOD+PANTS

ahahahah periodhax!

Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:23:

Word:
"Whizdumb"

Quotes:
: What is weed?
: Baby don't smoke me.

Posted by jdat on Oct-27-2006 02:28:

wtf is up with

looks like that little raver icon

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Word:
"Whizdumb"

Quotes:
: What is Weed?
:Baby Don't hurt me

Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:28:

Bolded my favorites.

quote:
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Rea! ding while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down ! under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

Posted by TweeK on Oct-27-2006 02:29:

Re: Things that never got posted because the chance never came

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot

Muahahha.

Im listening to some drum and bass. Guy with the knife moves to the beat.

Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
wtf is up with

looks like that little raver icon

FUCK, I retyped the quote because it was so short. It's not that... GRR

Re-done quote:
: What is weed?
: Baby don't smoke me.

But now it's too late.

Posted by Ygrene on Oct-27-2006 02:30:

Posted by jdat on Oct-27-2006 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Bolded my favorites.

Wow awesome!

Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat

Wow awesome!

Your enthusiasm discourages me.

Posted by jdat on Oct-27-2006 02:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
Your enthusiasm discourages me.

sorry am I being too hyper?

I wasn't being sarcastic or mocking you biznotch!

Posted by Akridrot on Oct-27-2006 02:36:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
sorry am I being too hyper?

I wasn't being sarcastic or mocking you biznotch!

Nah, when it's late like this, I can't really distinguish between genuine amusement and bitter sarcasm. The internet has jaded me.

I have nothing else to post for tonight.