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Posted by jonas on Oct-27-2006 18:32:

Funny story on the tollway today

So I am on the tollway coming back to work from lunch. There is this guy that is obviously text messaging while he is driving in the left lane at about 45mph. So I am laying on the horn trying to get him to go faster and can't get around him (there is construction on the tollway where we are narrowing the road to two lanes.) So I finally get around him and give him the evil eye while mouthing at him. So my lane comes to a stop (middle lane) while the traffic in his lane continues. So, of course, he passes me and is shouting at the top of his lungs. Well, I am having my after lunch smoke (helps with the digestion which reminds me that have to hurry up with this story ). So as he his passing me yelling curses that I never knew existed, I shoot him the bird and flick Mr. Parliament in his direction. Well, homeboy goes apeshit in his car, still in the left lane and passing me by. He then sticks his head out the window (don't really know why) while he is still moving and looks back at me over his left shoulder. Ok, think about this. He's in the left lane, turning to his left going absolutely nuts, at me in the center lane shaking his fist and making cut throat gestures. Can you guess what happens next? That's right. It's amazing what a cement median will do to the left side of a car at about 40pmh when the two connect. Needless to say he comes to a complete halt as I pass him by laughing and giving him the parting words "You take care now, ya hear!". He chased my car for about ten paces in futility.

Should I go back and see if he needs a ride?

Posted by rapfiend03 on Oct-27-2006 19:19:

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/end sarcasm

Posted by jonas on Oct-27-2006 19:21:

OH come on. Tell me you thought that was a little funny.

Posted by iclone on Oct-27-2006 19:44:

paragraphs are your friends.

Posted by jonas on Oct-27-2006 19:48:

quote:
Originally posted by iclone
paragraphs are your friends.

I hope you have an itch in your pants all weekend and can't have a good time in Miami.

Posted by iclone on Oct-27-2006 19:54:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
I hope you have an itch in your pants all weekend and can't have a good time in Miami.

i don't do sympathy pain...

Posted by davemolina on Oct-27-2006 20:31:

Story of the Year Nominee...

Posted by iclone on Oct-27-2006 20:41:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
Story of the Year Nominee...

+1

Posted by civicstyle on Oct-27-2006 22:10:

+1

-ryan

Posted by Rememberence_ on Oct-27-2006 23:17:

LMAOOO. That's awesome dickhead!

Posted by progress on Oct-27-2006 23:19:

Kind of reminds me of this one time, this dude I knew, the valet lost his keys and he had to have his car towed home at 5 AM.....

Posted by davemolina on Oct-28-2006 01:10:

Only Dirk can hang in story land...

Posted by TweeK on Oct-28-2006 03:22:

That story was gay.

I've had more interesting shit happen to me when i take a trips to walmart.

Posted by jonas on Oct-28-2006 06:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Progress Ent.
Kind of reminds me of this one time, this dude I knew, the valet lost his keys and he had to have his car towed home at 5 AM.....

Die

Posted by jonas on Oct-28-2006 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
That story was gay.

I've had more interesting shit happen to me when i take a trips to walmart.

That's great. Too bad you don't count.

Posted by progress on Oct-28-2006 06:09:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Die

Posted by TweeK on Oct-28-2006 06:28:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Too bad you don't count.

Why not? Is it cause i didn't laugh at your shitty ass story?

Posted by jonas on Oct-28-2006 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
Why not? Is it cause i didn't laugh at your shitty ass story?

Oh no no no. You didn't count way before that. Now go hit your meth pipe and go to wal mart, idiot.

[adds Tweek to ignore list]

Posted by D Dubya on Oct-28-2006 22:12:

dude, that story is great. i love irrate drivers - especially when bad shit happens to them. well played. up another notch in the book.

Posted by jonas on Oct-29-2006 00:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
dude, that story is great. i love irrate drivers - especially when bad shit happens to them. well played. up another notch in the book.

Thanks Dirk. Now shut up. Love you.

Posted by LazFX on Nov-02-2006 11:40:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Oh no no no. You didn't count way before that. Now go hit your meth pipe and go to wal mart, idiot.

[adds Tweek to ignore list]

ha ha Wal-Mart.

Posted by Lizandrooo on Nov-03-2006 18:40:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Oh no no no. You didn't count way before that. Now go hit your meth pipe and go to wal mart, idiot.

[adds Tweek to ignore list]

hahahahaha !!!Hahahahahahahah !!! o god... that was funnier than the story. but the story was great man !!!

Posted by jonas on Nov-03-2006 18:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Lizard_boy
hahahahaha !!!Hahahahahahahah !!! o god... that was funnier than the story. but the story was great man !!!

[Steve takes a bow]