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Posted by mezzir on Oct-31-2006 08:32:

lol blackjack!!!

after watching friday night lights earlier and realizing they used explosions in the sky for their theme music possibly, but definitely throughout the episode, i went and found my stash of explosions in the sky
put the music on, and i realized it. i was in the zone
i opened up ultimatebet, went to a single player blackjack table
my pace, $1 minimum, bought in for $25, all that i had in my account
i currently am going to bed with a grand total of...wait for it....

$1118.99

Posted by 604trancejunkie on Oct-31-2006 09:11:

wow very nice !!!!

NEVER PLAY THERE AGAIN!!!! TAKE UR MONEY AND BUY SOMETHING COOL FOR URSELF

Posted by bas on Oct-31-2006 09:13:

Re: lol blackjack!!!

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
after watching friday night lights earlier and realizing they used explosions in the sky for their theme music possibly, but definitely throughout the episode, i went and found my stash of explosions in the sky
put the music on, and i realized it. i was in the zone
i opened up ultimatebet, went to a single player blackjack table
my pace, $1 minimum, bought in for $25, all that i had in my account
i currently am going to bed with a grand total of...wait for it....

$1118.99

Crazy. I hate that show, why wasn't Studio 60 on tonight?

Posted by Saka on Oct-31-2006 09:18:

quote:
Originally posted by 604trancejunkie
wow very nice !!!!

NEVER PLAY THERE AGAIN!!!! TAKE UR MONEY AND BUY SOMETHING COOL FOR URSELF

+1

Posted by Omega_Blue on Oct-31-2006 10:30:

good for you dude! i agree you should definitely cash out and never play again. got get out while you're ahead, i think.

Posted by StanVoid on Oct-31-2006 14:27:

nice one, I SAID NICE ONE!!!!!

Posted by simplcake on Oct-31-2006 14:57:

how long did u play for

Posted by mezzir on Oct-31-2006 16:46:

Re: Re: lol blackjack!!!

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Crazy. I hate that show, why wasn't Studio 60 on tonight?

scheduled to be a rerun this week anyways so they tried out friday night lights in its slot
its not doing amazing ikn the ratings anyways, and tbh its probably my least favorite of aaron sorkin's three shows so far
and i hated friday night lights before watching, but i'm a sucker for dramatized football anyways

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-31-2006 16:49:

congrats!

Posted by StanVoid on Oct-31-2006 17:14:

I trim. I mow the lawn up top to basically look like a pizza slice with a bite taken out. I use clippers for this.

As for the balls and taint I have set up a system that helps me shave them without getting bumps or redness.

I took a balloon, blew it up, lathered it, and then practiced shaving it until I could do so with a surgeon�s precision. It took practice but I finally felt that I had it down after several tries, one crying spell, and the Rocky theme playing in the background.

So I decided last night would be my first ball shaving with the new technique.

So I get naked, do a shot of bourbon, and then strip. Oh shit, the blinds! Okay close them after waving to my neighbor and proceed to ground zero� my bathroom.

Once in the bathroom I put on a headband and start shouting slogans at myself in the mirror.

�Fuck yeah bitch it�s going down�

�Look at you! Is that even hair? Who would want you?�

�Yall ******s are gonna be smooth!� pointing to my wiry sack.

Out with the bad air�in with the good.

Okay so the tools are now all laid out. Three different razors. Gillette shaving cream. Water is running and Norah Jones is in the CD player. I don�t know why but her voice makes me want to shave my balls. But I digress.

I splash a little cold water on my eggs so the bag will shrivel up. Good, nice and tight.

My hands are shaking like leaves. Drip of sweat coming from my brow, and you bitches questioned the headband; I go in for the first hover stroke.

I can�t do it.

I drop the razor and pace. Fuck! All this prep work! All my training! All those popped balloons!

Do it for the balloons kid, for the balloons. The voice in my head was familiar. Mickey?

I grab the razor (cue inspirational music� you�re the best, arooound. Nothin� in the world can keep you down!)

I have never spoken in tongues or had an out of body experience but this is what I imagine it is like. I was hitting angles that I never thought possible. I was upside down at one point.

I woke up speaking Latin and had two leg nuggets as smooth as silk. The phone had shaving cream and a couple of pubes on it and there was no more bourbon.

Today, my friends, I have the smoothest sack in DC. It feels like that Viagra commercial when that guy got his confidence back. I am walking into rooms just eager to show my newly shorn sack.

New haircut? Nope, shaved my balls! Did you get that promotion? Nope, silky sack!

You�re the best, around. Nothin� in the world can keep you down. You�re the best around�..

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-31-2006 17:34:

^^^^^