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Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-19-2002 05:38:

Question you pick up this working girl...


You pick up this working girl who's hooked on smack, who hustles and scores. "That's all I do," she says. She says, "10 bucks for head, 15 for half and half." She says, "Three hits a day at 35 per." You say, "That's seven tricks a day at least." But she says, �sometimes i get lucky. once this guy gives me a bill and a half just to eat me. only time i ever came." you figure you can save her. you sell you color TV. It keeps her off the streets a whole day. You hock your typewriter for one jolt. Then your shotgun, your watch. A week later you say, �listen, i�m a little short.� but she says �no scratch, no snatch.� you say, �look it is better to give.� but she says �beat off, creep.� One night they spot you on the street in your skivvies trying to sell your shoes. You tell them who you are, but they nail you. Then she happens by and she says, �christ you look fvcked� she says �hang tough.� but you don�t say anything. you just think �what a bum rap for a nice, sensitive guy like me.�


does this signature scare anyone else? lol man you should stop doing so many drugs. where did you find this shit??


Posted by djthunderbird on Mar-19-2002 09:04:

maybe its a true story?

it scared me too on the first time I read it..


Posted by Renegade on Mar-19-2002 10:14:

It's the vocal sample from PQM - You Are Sleeping.

Bloody hilarious, just the way he says it all - and not a bad little prog track to boot.

So yeah. Sorry for destroying the mystique of it all.


Posted by PSi on Mar-19-2002 16:16:

Smile Tongue

lol yeah coming out on Yoshitoshi, im jsut waiting to get my hands on that juicy accapella itll raise some eyebrows in clubs i bet. But the accapella is what makes this track work...its incredibly catchy.



later
PSI


Posted by biznology on Mar-19-2002 18:25:

yeah Deep Dish dropped that one last time i saw them - about ayear ago. its scary when you read it, but the 'no scratch no snatch' line is hilarious in the club! late/


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 03:57:

ive always wondered where that little story came from. now i know and knowing is half the battle


Posted by tranceDJ on Mar-20-2002 04:06:

it is only 1/2 the battle, the rest is figuring out what the story means if anything...


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceDJ
it is only 1/2 the battle, the rest is figuring out what the story means if anything...


indeed, but i just wanted to throw a gi joe reference in there


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by integrity1


indeed, but i just wanted to throw a gi joe reference in there


LMAO!!! snake eyes was the coolest character. i remember watching that show as a kid and thinking to myself how i really needed to learn how to do backflips cuz everytime they had some battle and there were all these bullets flying around everywhere, everyone was able to backflip through all of them.

lost


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Lost


...snake eyes was the coolest character.
lost


hell yes!! he was my favorite too. i always loved how he never spoke and they never let you see his face.


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:21:

cobra commander was kinda cool too in that movie when he had that rag over his head with the eye holes cut out and the cobra symbol on it. i thought that was dope. i didn't like his reflective, shiny mask.

lost


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:24:

do you mean that movie that had serpentor and the duke died? i thought that movie sucked. the only cool part was how cobra commander and roadblock were lost in the artic. i was very dissapointed by it


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:26:

yeah that movie sucked. but cobra commander's rag-head was hella cool.

lost


Posted by {b.s.e.} on Mar-20-2002 04:28:

nonono. it's all about deathstro and major bludd. those guys were asskickers.


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:29:

yeah i was but i had both the toys and the rag head came with these stupid bell bottoms so i never liked it. i was always partial to destro myself. he had a wrist rocket launcher! how cool was that?


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:30:

deathstro?!?!? LMAO!!! snake eyes was cool cuz he had that dog. i love dogs. what was that you said about a working girl? *this way the mods won't yell at us* ~_^

lost


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
nonono. it's all about deathstro and major bludd. those guys were asskickers.


i hated major bludd. he had a purple costume and an eye patch for god sakes!!!!


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:32:

rag-head cobra commander had bellbottoms?!?! sick old skool flava! did you make him dance with your sister's barbies all john travolta style? stayin' alive.

lost


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Lost
*this way the mods won't yell at us* ~_^

lost


hmmm, good point. but i always like snake eyes and the rivalry he had with storm shadow (my all time favorite corba member)


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Lost
rag-head cobra commander had bellbottoms?!?! sick old skool flava! did you make him dance with your sister's barbies all john travolta style? stayin' alive.

lost


absoutly not. i refused to get him because of it. i had the shiny helmet on and i used to make flint kick his ass


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:37:

oh yeah!!!! storm shadow was hella tight!! i never had many of the toys. i was forced to play with rocks and twigs. i did have one of those arctic guys. i think his name was snow job. i swear. in retrospect, that was pretty funny. i always wanted the snake eyes toy but i never got one. it's probably worth $5000 now. i did have a lot of transformers though.

lost


Posted by integrity1 on Mar-20-2002 04:40:

snow job! i think i remember him! did he have a big fuzzt collar and purple goggles? and i had a lot of transformers too. jazz was the coolest


Posted by Lost on Mar-20-2002 04:45:

quote:
Originally posted by integrity1
snow job! i think i remember him! did he have a big fuzzt collar and purple goggles? and i had a lot of transformers too. jazz was the coolest


yeah that was snow job alright. i wanna say i had one more g.i. joe but i'm not sure. i remember my dog chewed through snow job's leg. i was hella pissed. i think snow job came with a snow sled too but i'm not sure. i might have bought that separately. i think i had to play with my luke skywalker figure and my ewok with snow job cuz i didn't have any other toys like that. jazz was alright. i really liked jetfire cuz he was like a robotech veratech fighter. that was sweet.

lost


Posted by Lazgti on Mar-21-2002 15:47:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
nonono. it's all about deathstro ... those guys were asskickers.


Indeed...


Posted by Raptor on Mar-22-2002 00:43:

its funny how a topic can turn into a totally unrelated topic from the start. GO JOES!



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