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Posted by Nightmonger on Mar-20-2002 00:40:

Holy writing

Here we go with differences between chicks and guys showering ...
(I'm not english and translating this stuff from italian so please forgive any mistakes )

The chick:

1) She undresses and puts dressings into the apposite basket respecting a rigorous chromatic order.
2) She walks to the bathroom wrapped in her bathrobe. As soon as she sees her husband/boyfriend controls herself to be well covered and quickly locks into the bathroom.
3) She stops in front of the mirror and analyzes her body. Makes herself look fatter to piss off her husband/boyfriend 'bout how she's fat.
4) Looks for a towel for her face, one for her arms, one for her legs, one for her back and a sponge.
5) She starts showering.
6) She washes her hair with an avocado and honey shampoo with 83 vitamins.
7) She washes her hair with an avocado and honey shampoo with 83 vitamins again.
8) She uses a tropical grass balsam massaging for 10 minutes.
9) She washes her face with a peach strawberry soap till her cheeks turn as red as a beetroot.
10) She washes the rest of her body with a blueberry and walnut soap.
11) She gets really pissed off when her husband/boyfriend uses the wc causing the shower to loose pressure.
12) Ends the shower.
13) She dry up herself with a towel as big as Africa.
14) She massages herself with a revitalizing, cooling, hardening and moisturizing oil for 15 minutes.
15) She shaves the legs and armpits. She wonders for a long time 'bout shaving her intimate parts then decides it'll best to go to the beautician.
16) She scans like mad her body for boils and stuff then destroys'em with nails or tweezers.
17) She goes out from the bathroom.
18) As soon as she sees her husband/boyfriends rushes for her room dressing up for an hour and half.

The guy:

1) He undresses while still in bed and drops everythin on the floor.
2) He goes naked to the bathroom. If his wife/girlfriend is on sight he proudly shows his trunk makin a loud trumpeting.
3) He stops in front of the mirror to look at his body. He makes his belly bigger. Proudly looks at his cock, scratches his nuts and sniffs his hands for the last time before showering.
4) Starts showering.
5) Washes his face with the first soap he sees.
6) Laugh his ass off like a moron 'cause of how his just made fart thunders.
7) Whases his nuts and ass being sure to leave some hair on the soap.
8) Washes his hair with any shampoo (often mistakin and usin her wife/girlfriend cleanser).
9) Pisses in the shower believin to be a fireman fightin a big fire.
10) Ends showerin without noticein everywhere's wet 'cause he forgot to close the shower box.
11) Doesn't comb his hair.
12) He dry up hisself a little.
13) Looks himself at the mirror again makin the "copter" with his cock.
14) Goes out from the bathroom leavin everythin wet.
15) Goes back to his room with a towel around his sides. If her wife/girlfriend is on sight he takes off the towel and proudly shows his trunk makin a loud trumpeting.
16) Drops the wet towel on the bed and dresses up in a couple of minutes.

Posted by Spyder on Mar-20-2002 00:47:

ROFLMAO