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Posted by D-res on Nov-09-2006 23:22:

our house reeks like sin

Upon waking this morning, my roommates and I, as well as everyone else who has come over says it smells like ass. More specifically, ass mixed with rotting flesh, sewage, moldy dishes and feet. We've come to the conclusion that Jeffrey Dahmer's obese female relative lives upstairs and murdered her lover/roommate and she's decaying away as I type.

whatever shall i do?

Posted by RJT on Nov-09-2006 23:23:

Take out the garbage and do the dishes?

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-09-2006 23:23:

bury bodies in other secure locations.

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-09-2006 23:23:

smoke out the house

Posted by jonSun on Nov-09-2006 23:24:

Re: our house reeks like sin

quote:
Originally posted by D-res
Jeffrey Dahmer's

Wow, he was a in Wisco too.

Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-09-2006 23:25:

Light a match

Posted by l�cid on Nov-09-2006 23:25:

poop.

Posted by RJT on Nov-09-2006 23:25:

Maybe the girl upstairs has a rotten vagina?

Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-09-2006 23:26:

Remove the dead hooker from the closet.

Not asking, telling.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Nov-09-2006 23:27:

it's the devil.

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-09-2006 23:28:

it's satan throwing a sweet 16 party

Posted by D-res on Nov-09-2006 23:30:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
Wow, he was a in Wisco too.

thus the reference

Posted by RJT on Nov-09-2006 23:34:

So here's your instructions for a clean smelling apartment:

1. Remove dead hooker from closet, add body to pile of other bodies in need of new hiding place.
2. Hide bodies in Lake Michigan.
3. On way home, pick up douche for upstairs neighbors unpleasant genitals.
4. Leave douche on doorstep of upstairs neighbor.
5. Upon arrival home, smoke your house out.
6. Poop
7. Light a match
8. Take out garbage; Do dishes
9. Enjoy the party!

Posted by D-res on Nov-09-2006 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
So here's your instructions:

1. Remove dead hooker from closet, add body to pile of other bodies in need of new hiding place.
2. Hide bodies in Lake Michigan.
3. On way home, pick up douche for upstairs neighbors unpleasant genitals.
4. Leave douche on doorstep of upstairs neighbor.
5. Upon arrival home, smoke your house out.
6. Poop
7. Light a match
8. Enjoy the party!

thats a plan and a half. I like.

*begins step 1*

Posted by adi26 on Nov-10-2006 00:00:

Take a shower!!

Posted by D-res on Nov-10-2006 00:06:

quote:
Originally posted by adi26
Take a shower!!

Nevar!

*takes deep manly wiff of underarm*

...

*gags a little*