So last night i went out........... and this is what happened

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Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-12-2006 18:46:

So last night i went out........... and this is what happened

so being the idiot i am, when my girlfriend offered to be DD for the night since my boys were commin up to visit. i said sure why not.... knowing full well what kind of shit we were going to get in. so in order to mitigate the risk of being single the next day, i took her out for a really nice dinner before hand.

then it started. i had a 24 of labatt 50 in the back of my van, and we headed over to my buddies house. he has a c02 tap system and a keg of pabst blue ribbon in his keg fridge, so we had a few pints then the party rolled out 6 guys and my gf.

so we crashed a kegger so we could get drunk for cheap before the bar. None of us paid the ten bucks to get in..... got super super drunk then decided we wanted to go to the rippers. o i forgot to mention that most of my buddies got kicked out of said kegger for being morons........ that and we were technically stealing beer.

so we get to the rippers, and we are all sitting there and then my buddy decides to go for a toonie slide. gets up on the stage and the stripper pulls his belt off, pulls down his pants and whips the shit out of him with his belt 3 times. then she stood up and went from standing and dropped straight down onto his nuts. i almost peed my pants.

so after taht debaucle and since they had refused to sell us more beer, we did what any group of idiots would do when they are too drunk to buy 7 dollar beers.... go to the casino :P

so we leave the casino at 4:30 am after i lost a good 40 - 50 bucks to get some food. so driving down elgin st in ottawa, i had my head out the window of the van yelling I LIKE HOW MUCH at ever girl i saw. my gf has a great sense of humor thank god. so we get to mcdonalds and we are in the drive thru line. and this idiot in his rice rocket behind us keeps reving the fuckin engine like he is a race driver n shit, so i did what any reasonably drunk person would do, i got out of the van and stood in front of him and mooned him.

then the ****** ran into me. hit me so hard i got knocked right up onto his hood. my knees and legs are pretty sore today. but that asshole is gonna be buying a new hood. cause i dented the shit out of it. so after that incident we dropped my buddies off and then the gf and i headed back to my place, wehre aparently i was so drunk that i managed to stay awake for about 4 seconds wonce i put my head down on the pillow......

Posted by Vlad on Nov-12-2006 18:50:

Sounds like a VERY successful night. Good work.

Posted by Izra on Nov-12-2006 18:53:

Omg, only you...Your poor gf !! Haha.

Posted by DarkAngel on Nov-12-2006 19:00:

I seriously gotta come up there and partake in these festivities with you.

Posted by grooviebeats on Nov-12-2006 19:03:

PBR FTW!

Posted by Slixter on Nov-12-2006 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
Sounds like a VERY successful night. Good work.

+1...my sister lives in Barrhaven...always a great time when I'm up there!!!

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-12-2006 19:10:

lol

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-12-2006 19:20:

sounds super

Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-12-2006 19:25:

my legs and knees are so sore from that stupid car.. i love hangovers

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-12-2006 19:43:

WOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAH SHIT AHAHHA

man.. you should have called me up i had nothing better to do.. me and ibizadreamer wen tto pigales yesterday.. im guessing thats not hte strip club you went to.

so shit thats fucked up.. well at least you dented that guys hood

fucking shit lol hilarious..!

Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-12-2006 20:15:

no we were at pigs lol

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-12-2006 20:19:

quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
no we were at pigs lol

liar.. we were.. man.. did you see that sheena?

her tits were huge.. i wanted to get a lapdance but ibizadreamer was being a cheapskate, and he almost got bitchslaped by a stripper lol.

when did you leave pigs? we got there at 2:30

Posted by Yan on Nov-12-2006 20:20:

That's high-larius.

Posted by colonelcrisp on Nov-12-2006 21:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
liar.. we were.. man.. did you see that sheena?

her tits were huge.. i wanted to get a lapdance but ibizadreamer was being a cheapskate, and he almost got bitchslaped by a stripper lol.

when did you leave pigs? we got there at 2:30

we left to the casion after last call
so we must have just missed you

Posted by Floorfiller on Nov-12-2006 21:15:

you forgot the end of the story where you passed out and your buddies all ran a train on your girlfriend while she dropped acid

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-12-2006 22:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
you forgot the end of the story where you passed out and your buddies all ran a train on your girlfriend while she dropped acid

Posted by Omega_Blue on Nov-12-2006 23:22:

haha that sounds like a hell of a night. alcohol, sex, and gambling is a great combo

Posted by Zoso on Nov-13-2006 00:27:

There is no way on god's green earth that I have the stamina for this kind of shiat any more. Getting old sucks, but sometimes it's actually easier on a man. All my hangovers last a minimum of 3 days.

Posted by DarkAngel on Nov-13-2006 00:37: