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Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:19:

Romantic Car Rides

Seriously

Ummmm... romantic car rides dont exist, but maybe only in girls head. It's when they ask me not to drive fast, there like with a trembly voice "Frank please be careful, your driving to fast: theres a red light ahead" and I try to respond with the same voice, pretending to be very gentle an careful and romantic and emo and shit... but in my mind im like "Okey mom, SHIT!!!!" I know there a shitty ass "RED LIGHT" ahead. Dont go all fucken Drivers ED Teacher on me. hoe.

Aaahhh yes, chicks love them compliments but shit when your around me and your going to go and call your self "FAT" every 3 minutes when you know your more skinnier that a fucking cucumber. Imma go you know your right you are "FAT".

STFU bitch. Im just tired of this type of shit.

Feel free to add more.

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:22:

And now back to Wild Animal World. Here in the more erit regions of Africa, the Gold Coat Lion's are in the throws of mating season. The male lion positions himself behind the female and prepares to insert his lionhood. Notice, his large swollen balls. The female lion relaxes her body and says "hello" to Mr. Winky. The male lion is enticed by the females supple breasts and firm backside. Quickly and suddenly the male is finished. So, he kindly asks the female to leave. He promises he'll call her tomorrow. But the female doesnt leave. Nope, she's moving right in. Looks like the male lion... is screwed.

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-14-2006 00:23:

u are one ate up child

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:25:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
u are one ate up child

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-14-2006 00:25:

rly

Posted by jonSun on Nov-14-2006 00:27:

quote:
Originally posted by medinaM5
u are one ate up child

No this is

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun

Posted by medinaM5 on Nov-14-2006 00:29:

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:29:

Thats fake right?

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:29:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
No this is

mmmmm babies

Posted by Boomer187 on Nov-14-2006 00:30:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK

Thats fake right?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

theyyyree all gonna laauugh at yoooouuu!!

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:34:

Damit, babys do come out of girls c00ters huh, that also piss me off.

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
Damit, babys do come out of girls c00ters huh, that also piss me off.

not u, u came out of yur moms ass..

Posted by jonSun on Nov-14-2006 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
not u, u came out of yur moms ass..

My mom didnt flush. She scooped me out & hugged me.

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by jonSun
My mom didnt flush. She scooped me out & hugged me.

iss nicce!! how much?

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
not u, u came out of yur moms ass..

actually my mother had a seSection. So im good.

Posted by jonSun on Nov-14-2006 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
actually my mother had a seSection. So im good.

which cheek they cut open?

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
actually my mother had a seSection. So im good.

no, yur mom didnt have a c-section, she had an ass-section.. u gotta clean out yur ears boy, all that loud techno with the whistles and sirens is making u go deaf..

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:47:

/points

Hey look everyone a black person!!!!

*runs*

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-14-2006 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
/points

Hey look everyone a black person!!!!

*runs*

Posted by TweeK on Nov-14-2006 00:53:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi

Posted by rufio_87 on Nov-14-2006 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by TweeK
/points

Hey look everyone a black person!!!!

*runs*

i take offense to that....

but i do agree, pussy is a foul substance