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Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 04:17:

A Womans Guide To Talking To Men

Here is a quick and dirty reference guide on how to converse with men, compliments of me.

We will start off with a test question:

Your husband is sitting at a computer doing something. You stick your head in and say "honey, the garbage disposal isn't working".

The man looks up, pauses for a second, and says "Ill take care of it"

What is the correct response?

A. When?
B. Why can't I do it?
C. What are you working on?
D. Ok, thank you.

The answer is D. and here is why

When you ask a busy man a question he has three possible reactions:
1. Giving you the solution right then and there
2. Give you the solution later.
3. Do it himself and save the time, frustration, and lost train of thought/tranquility that he had been in before you interrupted.

So in this scenario the man thought for a second and realized that the woman had probably already tried flipping the switch.

So the answer was either something was stuck inside and you didnt want to have to have her reach in there and unstick it while potentially having power go to it;

Trying to explain how the nut on the bottom of the disposal can be turned manually with the correct socket to help unplug;

or it being an electrical issue which even you would have to figure out what the problem was.

He decided that he would just have to figure it out because any of the previous three explanations would be too long, take too much effort, and be ultimately futile.

He made the decision to do it himself.

Respect that decision, dont ask why, when, how, or what he is doing (a known trap because as soon as he answers youll deem it unimportant and start being upset that he is valuing that over you).

So in the future, respect the man choice, please. He seriously doesn't want to talk about it if he doesn't answer.

edit: I just realized that it was a trick question.

The real answer is : Dont bother men when they are working. If it isn't something really important, just wait until he is done, or write it down somewhere so you don't forget.

Because as soon as you mention it and walk away he will turn around, try to get back to what he was doing, and fail. Because he now knows you are there walking a groove around the kitchen table waiting for him to fix the disposal because you have FIS (female insanity syndrome) running full blast, and your neurosis will not be cured until resolution of said issue.

Ok, my thought it done I can sleep now.


Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-18-2006 04:20:

Well there you go


Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-18-2006 04:23:

And his response if she asked the same question a split second before she relises he's actually fapping and not working?


Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 04:25:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
And his response if she asked the same question a split second before she relises he's actually fapping and not working?


GTFO!


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 04:25:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
And his response if she asked the same question a split second before she relises he's actually fapping and not working?


Contrary to modern belief, fapping is work.


Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-18-2006 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Contrary to modern belief, fapping is work.


Yeah, like much effort, concentration, knowlegde and skill is involved.

Oh wait...


Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-18-2006 04:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Contrary to modern belief, fapping is work.



Posted by Masonious on Nov-18-2006 04:29:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Yeah, like much effort, concentration, knowlegde and skill is involved.

Oh wait...


Penis envy


Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-18-2006 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
Penis envy


Nay.


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Nay.


Vagina envy?


Posted by Masonious on Nov-18-2006 04:32:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Nay.


your one-eyed avatar indicates otherwise, come on, just admit it. It's not a big deal or anything


Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
your one-eyed avatar indicates otherwise, come on, just admit it. It's not a big deal or anything


I think its a visual metaphor for a one eyed hall decker


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Masonious
your one-eyed avatar indicates otherwise, come on, just admit it. It's not a big deal or anything


I do believe she flies the Jolly Roger of the butthole surfers.


Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
I do believe she flies the Jolly Roger of the butthole surfers.


when did you become a mix of Nou and Jonsun


Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-18-2006 04:40:

lol While you bitches have fun poking at my avy, I'm off to bed. Ygrene's remark was still the best comment/compliment by far so whatever you say might not make much difference anyway.


Спокойной ночи!


Posted by Allied Nations on Nov-18-2006 04:44:

I love it when the brothers pwn together.


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
when did you become a mix of Nou and Jonsun


Limited time only! Buy now, get one free!

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
lol While you bitches have fun poking at my avy, I'm off to bed. Ygrene's remark was still the best comment/compliment by far so whatever you say might not make much difference anyway.


Спокойной ночи!


Since when have you spoken Russian?

Good night right back at ya.


Posted by astroboy on Nov-18-2006 04:59:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
Спокойной ночи!


*impressed*


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
*impressed*


SH'TO STABOY?

Neekagda nee slishahl ob Babelfish'e?


Posted by OrZonE on Nov-18-2006 05:53:

^^^
It pains me to read that


Posted by Yan on Nov-18-2006 05:59:

quote:
Originally posted by OrZonE
^^^
It pains me to read that


Me too.




Posted by astroboy on Nov-18-2006 06:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
SH'TO STABOY?

Neekagda nee slishahl ob Babelfish'e?


Good point.


Posted by astroboy on Nov-18-2006 06:06:

quote:
Originally posted by OrZonE
^^^
It pains me to read that


meh who can be bothered with cyrillics.


Posted by Orbax on Nov-18-2006 14:27:

See the girls aren't responding because they are thinking "Why should I wait. Its me, I deserve to not have to wait. Its broken he should fix it"

because they are forgetting that if THEY were doing something and you asked THEM to stop what they were doing so they could make the bed or something, theyd be furious.

Although, its easy to forget that because men are polite and wont ask you to do shit when youre busy!


Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-18-2006 14:33:

very nice how much??


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