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Posted by Marc Summers on Nov-20-2006 16:41:

Holding it in.

I'm heading to class.. I have to shit.

How long have you held a shit in?

Posted by grooviebeats on Nov-20-2006 16:42:

umm dont know.

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-20-2006 16:43:

instead of making this thread you could have been shitting.

Posted by Marc Summers on Nov-20-2006 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
instead of making this thread you could have been shitting.

I don't want to risk pinching it off, that can get really gross.

Posted by Saka on Nov-20-2006 16:44:

Re: Holding it in.

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
I'm heading to class.. I have to shit.

How long have you held a shit in?

What, once you've needed to go?
I really had to go one morning, but left it 2days and then in the night I woke up with really bad pains, and I'm speaking the pains that nearly make u pass out, then spent an hour on bog, now, I may have held it in for longer before, but I'd reaten something funny and the longer I held it in the more waterlike it became.

Was like a tap.

Posted by mellow_head on Nov-20-2006 16:58:

I'm gonna pinch a loaf, brb.

Posted by Vlad on Nov-20-2006 17:01:

I had one incident where I was trying to hold it in, but I felt like that chick from the music video thing posted recently...

I literally stormed out of that class and went ape shit on that toilet. That was the first time in my life, that I had taken a shit at a school.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-20-2006 17:12:

ive held it for 2 days straight once.

Posted by montana on Nov-20-2006 17:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ive held it for 2 days straight once.

what a load of shit.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-20-2006 17:15:

quote:
Originally posted by montana
what a load of shit.

well sometimes u hold it in so long u miss ur chance

Posted by montana on Nov-20-2006 17:16:

so you didn't eat during those two entire days?

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-20-2006 17:44:

probably about a day but it hurts after a while. a good way to induce a shit is have a smoke

Posted by Sunsnail on Nov-20-2006 17:47:

You all are crazy. I go like twice a day, everyday

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Nov-20-2006 17:57:

let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off!

Posted by Spike on Nov-20-2006 18:08:

Re: Holding it in.

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers

How long have you held a shit in?

in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water

Posted by Miss Bliss on Nov-20-2006 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by kid nyce
let it brew for a few hours, then drink a gallon of milk real quickly and then blast off!

you are so quoteable but nah I won't do it cause YOU NASTY

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-20-2006 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
probably about a day but it hurts after a while. a good way to induce a shit is have a smoke

+1...

onvce i went three days... partly because i was dehydrated cus of speed, but i ate very little tho.. prolly thats why

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-20-2006 18:19:

I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.

I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

Posted by itsamemario on Nov-20-2006 18:21:

Posted by Vlad on Nov-20-2006 18:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I held what I thought was a turd in for about 9 hours one day. Turned out to be the worlds largest fart. I farted so long, loud, and hard it made lol. Nary a turd to be found.

I lost 2 pants sizes after that fart, that's how much volume it took up inside my body.

See I cant do that, I get crazy stomach cramps, than I end up letting out small smelly farts for like an hour straight.

BTW, that would have been the ultimate time to give your wife a dutch oven.

Posted by Clinkz913 on Nov-20-2006 18:54:

Posted by Marc Summers on Nov-20-2006 19:04:

Re: Re: Holding it in.

quote:
Originally posted by Spike
in recent memory, 1 day...but when i finally let it rip the log was so long that i felt it hit the bottom and had to stand up so it wouldnt break. when it was done it was sticking up out over the water

hahahaha!

You didn't want it to break?! It's not like it's a priceless piece of art!

Posted by Ripped Bag on Nov-20-2006 19:24:

I didn't shit for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd?

Posted by Vlad on Nov-20-2006 19:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripped Bag
I didn't shit for two weeks when I first deployed. Odd?

When you did, did you rip your bag?

Posted by Ripped Bag on Nov-20-2006 19:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Vlad
When you did, did you rip your bag?

It was very solid and super long

I almost didn't have to wipe

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