Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior

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Posted by leph555 on Nov-23-2006 18:31:

Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior

AND GET A FREE PS3!!!!!!

Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad can't get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, He's heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they won't give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If you've never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1206/ps3.html

Posted by chach on Nov-23-2006 18:32:

already did and...

inb4thereligousbashing...

Posted by jupiterone on Nov-23-2006 18:43:

"If any man accept me. I shall bless them with a free PS3 under their Christmas Tree." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)

Posted by DarkAngel on Nov-23-2006 18:45:

Posted by leph555 on Nov-23-2006 18:51:

Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-23-2006 19:00:

LMAO

and no.

Posted by Rinster on Nov-23-2006 19:05:

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/deadairradio/Jesus%20!!!.jpg

Posted by nchs09 on Nov-23-2006 19:09:

oh man i just accepted jesus and got my free play station!!!!!

Posted by Vlad on Nov-23-2006 19:11:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
oh man i just accepted jesus and got my free play station!!!!!

Playstation 1?

Posted by stren on Nov-23-2006 19:13:

Jesus is my homie ? am I Jew ?

Posted by Vlad on Nov-23-2006 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
Jesus is my homie ? am I Jew ?

Jew! I hope they castrate you in the 2007 Jew Run and saw your horns off and put them on a mantle!

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 20:38:

If I accept buddah, will I get a WII ? cos I don't really want a ps3.

Posted by jupiterone on Nov-23-2006 20:58:

If you get a PS3 by accepting Jesus
And a Wii by accepting Buddah...

Does that mean you get a Xbox360 if you being a satanist?

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 21:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
If you get a PS3 by accepting Jesus
And a Wii by accepting Buddah...

Does that mean you get a Xbox360 if you being a satanist?

no, you get an x-box 360 after spending 3 weeks in an afghan training camp with al'quaida

Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-23-2006 21:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
no, you get an x-box 360 after spending 3 weeks in an afghan training camp with al'quaida

I was going to say something similar.

Posted by jupiterone on Nov-23-2006 21:04:

Ahh hence the release of Gears of War.

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
I was going to say something similar.

dammit, it's like you're an extension of my... brain. stop thinking my thoughts. Especially between 2 & 3 am, that's my time.

Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-23-2006 21:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
dammit, it's like you're an extension of my... brain. stop thinking my thoughts. Especially between 2 & 3 am, that's my time.

But that should be a good thing!

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 21:07:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel
But that should be a good thing!

not if I want you to still talk to me each day It'd be a bit awkward.

PVD - hi how are u
Ian - tired from last night
pvd - yeah you were totally eyeing me up
ian - get out of my head *bangs frying pan on head*

Posted by pvdAngel on Nov-23-2006 21:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
not if I want you to still talk to me each day It'd be a bit awkward.

PVD - hi how are u
Ian - tired from last night
pvd - yeah you were totally eyeing me up
ian - get out of my head *bangs frying pan on head*

LMAO Oh well, worth a try.

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 21:10:

I guess it might not be ALL bad Hell, in 12 months we can make the "i know what you thought last summer" movie.

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-23-2006 22:31:

LOL!!!!!

Jew

Posted by Ian on Nov-23-2006 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
LOL!!!!!

Jew

you should totally have won there had your custom status been "you're my endless bris"

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-23-2006 22:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
you should totally have won there had your custom status been "you're my endless bris"

LOL!! No , no thanks!

Posted by Slylee on Nov-23-2006 23:21:

hahahaha

wtf?

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