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zomg bebe h4x!

soon!


like, 3-4 days

The sex and the name is...?

female

stella jean odonnell

Dec. 3rd is my birthday... I didnt turn out so bad.

btw... I bet you cant wait to have non-preggo sex again.

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Originally posted by enferno female stella jean odonnell

Aw, I like it!



And GATDAMN, it's been 9 months already?? Where the fuck does time go in the c0re?? Jesus Christ almighty!!

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Originally posted by Vlad btw... I bet you cant wait to have non-preggo sex again.

basically, if the doc doesn't get away from her once that cord is cut, he's gunna get throaght punched or ass raped


either or, ya know?

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Originally posted by enferno basically, if the doc doesn't get away from her once that cord is cut, he's gunna get throaght punched or ass raped either or, ya know?

lol... I would inform you of the horrors of child birth... but I think Ill let you see/hear it for yourself.

dont expect to fuck her for a couple weeks, if all goes normal.

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Originally posted by Vlad lol... I would inform you of the horrors of child birth... but I think Ill let you see/hear it for yourself. dont expect to fuck her for a couple weeks, if all goes normal.

yeah i know


but comon, shitting, pissing, screaming, then bebe comes out isnt' a turn on for you?

DUDE WTF I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO PICK THE MIDDLE NAME!


I HATE YOU.

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Originally posted by enferno yeah i know but comon, shitting, pissing, screaming, then bebe comes out isnt' a turn on for you?

Of course it is, until the it reaches the shoulders... in which case, if the shoulders are too broad, the doctor has no choice but to cut the skin/tissue between the vagina and anus to make more room.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations DUDE WTF I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO PICK THE MIDDLE NAME! I HATE YOU.

you did

you were high though, and never came up with anything legible

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Originally posted by enferno you did you were high though, and never came up with anything legible

Bullshit.


*runs off to check old msn logs*

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

finally, someone else in the c0r will understand what it's like to have a baby.. but i can't believe it's been nine months don't be surprised if she's a bit late, but i think they will take it out after 10 days over... if you have any questions let me know my bebe is almost 7 months now, i've learned alot.


ps- i dig the name.

PPS- get the mutherf*cken epideral

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel finally, someone else in the c0r will understand what it's like to have a baby.. but i can't believe it's been nine months don't be surprised if she's a bit late, but i think they will take it out after 10 days over... if you have any questions let me know my bebe is almost 7 months now, i've learned alot. ps- i dig the name. PPS- get the mutherf*cken epideral

she's still deciding about the epidural


if she's like, halfway done and can't take it, can they start it then?

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Originally posted by Vlad Of course it is, until the it reaches the shoulders... in which case, if the shoulders are too broad, the doctor has no choice but to cut the skin/tissue between the vagina and anus to make more room.

or they can just let you rip, like i did, 4-5 times. It took them half an hour to sew me up afterwards and then i was so swollen i couldn't pee so they had to cram a catheder up there with all my stitches..

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel PPS- get the mutherf*cken epideral

what? I don't know much about child birth I guess

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Originally posted by Sunsnail what? I don't know much about child birth I guess

it's druhgz, a mild anesthetic so your vag doesn't hurt so much when terminator jr comes bursting through

it depends, if she decides to late (judging by her dialation) then they probably won't give it to her because it won't kick in until after she pushes her out. Everyone has their own opinion but from someone who just did it 6 months ago i STRONGLY recomend it. I told the delivery guy that my doctor said i needed an epideral when i was 4 cm dialated. People told me not to because i might be too drowsy afterwards and i won't enjoy the baby and all this other bullshit. NEWSFLASH!! i was on morphine anyway and i was fine after the labour. With the epideral i didn't feel anything while i was pushing her out... or after when they stitched me. Even when i was pushing the doctor asked "do you want to take a break" i said "no, i want to keep my stick on the ice!" so i pushed her out in under an hour. I hope your wife makes the right choice because i heard heaps of screeming from the other rooms.

The one thing about epidural, MAKE SURE THE DOCTOR KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE IS DOING! Although it makes things alot easier, it can fuck you for life if they go too far with the needle.

Epidural takes a few mins to kick in, so they probably wont give it to her mid-birth.

yeah, they insert a iv in your back in between your vertabrae so it's kind of a big deal. They might make you sign a waiver (i don't remember i was pretty wasted) and they will warn you of the risk, but it's a pretty small risk of paralisys.

Wow, the thread got from cute to disgusting in one page, but hey that's kids for ya

i thought we decided on mezzir h4x odonnell

i mean, h4x was up for debate, but thats what dino was gonna do


oh man start callin her mezz as a nickname
stella's got no inherent ones anyways, cept mbbe stell
which is lame

nice, i hope everthing t urns out nicely, with any ripping and consequently wizard-sleeve-vagina-h4zx, oh well, you can always use the butt

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