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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion. Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of K�mp�ng Chhn�ng. The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters. Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine." This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted. An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located K�mp�ng Chhn�ng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city�s coliseum. The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena. The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back. Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they �� could out-wit and out-muscle [it].� Unfortunately, he was wrong. |
i lol am i wrong?
Serves the f*ckers right for having Napoleon complex.
All short people have attitude problems.
well that answers that question.
now where is that horse sized duck?
in b4 OH SHI- IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
(>:3)
pwnd
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD YET!
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Damn
On the top of the source page.
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Woah you fucking serious. Hahaa.
I wonder how tall was the tallest midget in this match.
fake.
Smack my bitch up!
Now pretend it's a midget.
the mental image is gold....
Is this real or not?
i wanna see 20 midgets take on a kodiak bear....
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| Originally posted by dj tek the mental image is gold.... |
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| Originally posted by metalgearsolid Is this real or not? |
^^ haha
Serves them right for being such idiots, your average male lion weighs in at 250 kilograms and is about 7 foot long, excluding the tail.
What, did they think 4 midgets at a time could hold him down??? Fecking knobheads!
"Im getting a lion"
"Wtf! Havent you ever heard of a dog?"
"You can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion."
How dumb can you be?
Rich 
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| Originally posted by DJ Double Threat How dumb can you be? Rich |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN well, given how many people here believe this story, pretty dumb. |
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