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Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-01-2006 08:28:

Furry Invader

Uh yeah. It's like, almost 3:30 in the morning, and I went to use the can real quick when I saw something I couldn't believe. A fuckin' RAT, almost a foot long, in the water below. I slammed the toilet lid shut and was like WTF.

This has never happened before...

It took me a while to figure out this plan of disposal because 1. I didn't wanna break my toilet 2. I didn't want a major bloody (LITERALLY) mess on my hands.

So I went and got two of my swords: I used my broadsword to lift the lid up, and then I used my medium Samurai sword, still in its plastic sheathe, to bludgeon this fuckin' animal.

So I opened the lid and hit it with repeated attacks. There was very little blood spilled but it tainted the water a bit. The animal, terrified, started to crawl back in and I flushed. Down the bitch went. It's gone for now, but am I glad my can's lid is always closed 'cause this was some creepy ass shit.

I fuckin' hate rats.

Posted by Yan on Dec-01-2006 08:34:

Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?

Damn man... Rats.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-01-2006 08:35:

thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-01-2006 08:36:

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Originally posted by Yan
Did you try simply flushing the toilet the first time you closed the lid?

Damn man... Rats.

Yeah, dude. Several times, but the bitch just wouldn't go down until I assaulted it. I've killed mice before but NEVER rats. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing. This thing was a fuckin' monster. I only hope it never comes back.

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN

thats fucking great. did you use any special combos?

7-hit Super Combo finish.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Dec-01-2006 08:37:

fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

Posted by Yan on Dec-01-2006 08:38:

You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-01-2006 08:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
fuck, imagine if you go take a shit and you don't notice it and it crawls inside your asshole..shitfuck....

Precisely. A mindfuck of a thought. Ack. It truly pays to look before you s(h)it or shoot.

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-01-2006 08:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

poor, unknown hollywood execs?

Posted by Yan on Dec-01-2006 08:41:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
poor, unknown hollywood execs?

Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-01-2006 08:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Teenage Mutant Hollywood Executive Turtles?

It could happen. There was an episode called "Corporate Raiders from Dimension X" once.

Now I can't sleep. When I attacked that thing the adrenaline started flowing...I've never tried to kill something that big before.

Posted by Danny Ocean on Dec-01-2006 08:46:

he is going to have his revenge!!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Dec-01-2006 08:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
he is going to have his revenge!!

hahaha. yeah, instead of "the crow" its "the rat" who dedicates himself to vengeance on DA's bared ass.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-01-2006 08:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean
he is going to have his revenge!!

LOL. Me thinks I'm gonna have to keep my swords next to the plunger too, 'cause I promise you, if that fuckin' furball dares to comes back, it will NOT survive my next assault.

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
hahaha. yeah, instead of "the crow" its "the rat" who dedicates himself to vengeance on DA's bared ass.

OMGz my ass!

R.I.P. Brandon Lee.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-01-2006 12:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
You bastard. You might have killed Splinter.

Now who'll train the Turtles to fight against Krang and the Shredder?

Posted by mezzir on Dec-01-2006 13:19:

lol wtf da, you have a broadsword and a samurai sword
AWESOME

Posted by grooviebeats on Dec-01-2006 13:19:

this thread deserves a only in florida stamp i think..

i think DA is the only guy in the world... lol... i saw a rat in my can .. i put the lid down and went and got a sword... i mean am i the only one who cant stop laughing at this.... a fucking sword and 2 of them at that... omg I bet that shit was like wack a mole....

Posted by Ivand on Dec-01-2006 14:27:

lol, i cant stop laughinh

Posted by Danny Ocean on Dec-01-2006 14:55:

inside your ass DA!

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-01-2006 14:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Danny Ocean

inside your ass DA!

lemmywinkS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-01-2006 14:57:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
this thread deserves a only in florida stamp i think..

i think DA is the only guy in the world... lol... i saw a rat in my can .. i put the lid down and went and got a sword... i mean am i the only one who cant stop laughing at this.... a fucking sword and 2 of them at that... omg I bet that shit was like wack a mole....

hahaha

omg thanks for that psot.

i needed that laugh since it's early at work and i'm already pissed off.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-01-2006 14:58:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL

i needed that laugh since it's early at work and i'm already pissed off.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-01-2006 15:00:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills

+1 !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-01-2006 15:01:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
+1 !!!!!!!!!!!

where do you work at?

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-01-2006 15:04:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
where do you work at?

A property management group.

we're the corporate office for like 54 + maybe mroe properties all over florida.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-01-2006 15:05:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
A property management group.

we're the corporate office for like 54 + maybe mroe properties all over florida.

so do you get to go out and show properties to people? i would think that would be fun. but if you're stuck in the office. well, that would suck.

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