Turistas, Go Home eats monster ass

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Posted by DjConfessions on Dec-04-2006 01:22:

Turistas, Go Home eats monster ass

saw this yesterday. Its basically a re-worked Hostel script set in Brazil. Basically, a doctor makes a business of capturing tourists, taking their organs and selling them to Brazillian hospitals. The film was promoted as an "anti-tourism horror" film, but there are so many remarks and a whole tirade from the doctor against americans, which is weird because half of the "subjects" aren't american (two from sweeden, 2 from UK, 1 from ???). The movie was pretty much "ok" until the Escape scene. Then it spent like 10 minutes of swimming around in underwater caves (all while unable to determine who is the bad guy/good guy), then a small break, and the 5 more minutes of swimming again.
Right about the time when they proclaimed the ambiguous hunter was native american, i decided to stamp "piece of shit" on it.

but, they did have the teaser for The Hills Have Eyes 2.

Posted by [Tro][ho][phy] on Dec-04-2006 10:14:

HA!

That's the first thing that I thought when I saw teh commercials for it.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-04-2006 10:40:

Was the monster pleased?

Posted by mellow_head on Dec-04-2006 11:21:

The Hills Have Eyes is a terrible movie. Better watch Doom instead Hostel is lame, cuz it's supposed to be 'gore', but it's 'pussy gore' instead

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Dec-04-2006 11:58:

If the films anything like Hostel I will not bother watching it. Hostel has to be the most shittest film I've seen in a long time. Lacks suspense, the plot's a load of bollocks too, and they might of well hired Steve Seagel or Chuck Norris to act in the last 30 minutes.

Posted by astroboy on Dec-04-2006 12:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
they might of well hired Steve Seagel or Chuck Norris to act in the last 30 minutes.

I'd rather watch chuck norris take a dump on steven segals chest than watch Hostel again. Worst movie evar.

Posted by makija on Dec-04-2006 14:40:

you guys should stop bitching and maybe watch hostel again

Posted by TiGerStyle on Dec-04-2006 15:06:

Horror movies suck so bad these days. I don't even bother with them anymore.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Dec-04-2006 15:07:

quote:
Originally posted by makija
you guys should stop bitching and maybe watch hostel again

I'd rather take Heroin.

Posted by makija on Dec-04-2006 15:09:

i watched it last night on tv while doing my ex and it was sweet

on the other hand i wish i had some heroin with me mmmmmmmmm