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How about some JOKES
a couple random funny ones
Q. how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A. fish
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What do you call a dog with iron balls?
Sparky.
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What did Buddha say to the man at the hot dog stand?
Make me one with everything.
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Two atoms are leaving a bar, when one realizes that he left his electrons back in the bar.
His friend asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," he replies. "I'm positive!"
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Two cows are standing in a pasture.
The first cow says, "Have you heard about this new mad cow disease?"
The second cow says, "I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"
If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny.
heh, i smiled a few times.
How about an autopsy? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=253f7e2973
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| Originally posted by Frenchie If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny. |
What's brown and sticky.
A STICK.
knock knock
whos there
your gf is an alt
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak knock knock whos there your gf is an alt |
one of my all time favs:
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
2 Litres of low fat milk
6eggs
2 litres of orange juice
A lettuce
half a dozen tomatoes
a 500g jar of coffee
a 250g pack of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk was standing behind her watching. While the till operator was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly said "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about them that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."
ROFL
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| Originally posted by Frenchie If you're going to give us jokes, at least make them funny. |
The drunk replied, "'cause you're fuckin' ugly."
lol!~
here's a joke...u and ur gf
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| Originally posted by medinaM5 here's a joke...u and ur gf |
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should already be open when she brings it!!!
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Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Cuz she's a woman!
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
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What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter?
The dishes if she knows what's good for her
Dave... you told me this one, actually.
What is a woman who is gazing down at a blank piece of paper doing?
Dramatic pause.
READING her RIGHTS.
if you really want this thread to work you should post pics of you 2 so we can chop what we think your utterly bland and unentertaining children would look like.If you are going to suck donkey balls...at least be attractive 
i've used this one before, but it's pretty much applicable to the lovebirds here.
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak if you really want this thread to work you should post pics of you 2 so we can chop what we think your utterly bland and unentertaining children would look like.If you are going to suck donkey balls...at least be attractive |
my nose is so big that when i do the backstroke kids yell shark.
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| Originally posted by Trazedict How many men does it take to open a beer? None it should already be open when she brings it!!! -------------- Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cuz she's a woman! --------- What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. --------- What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter? The dishes if she knows what's good for her |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak my nose is so big that when i do the backstroke kids yell shark. |
50,000 jews and 3 clowns were taken to Auschwitz.
when im drunk i come up with little short jokes like this... but they are all racist.. so maybe its not so nice for me to tell them :/
but they are funnah.. or else i like to think so, or do think so when im drunk
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| Originally posted by nchs09 when im drunk i come up with little short jokes like this... but they are all racist.. so maybe its not so nice for me to tell them :/ but they are funnah.. or else i like to think so, or do think so when im drunk |
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| Originally posted by Vlad 50,000 jews and 3 clowns were taken to Auschwitz. |
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