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PARVANOV does Tribe
sup guys. I used to be this real skinny guy in high school. man, that place was full of drugs (like, almost every school in the 70'swas) but I never did that shit. now that I think about it... that is why i always try to avoid the restrooms. i never shit in public places. i've seen some messed up shit go on in the stalls sometimes... like, this one guy at a bar downtown trying to empty out crack he had stored in a condom and cut it up with an EB games card. that is why i started body building. I've done amateur competitions and stuff all over canada and pretty much won all of them. I know, I'm that good. I eat like 2 steaks everyday.
since i read a lot of intersting stuff here on the Mtl section, I'd like to add my own. a story I want to share with y'all when I went to Tribe club last weekend and just so you guys know me better I picked up two chicks in one night. i was raving pretty hardcore till i decided to get the party started and take my shirt off. the sweat off my body was like oil. I love it when the girls come up to me. anyway, these two chicks i met were fightign over who was going to hook up with me that night. I may not be Hugh Hefner, but I doubt many guys pull off something like that on a regular basis. you guys ever score like this? its kinda funny how you notice things about people when their up close. one of them had a pimple on her face or someshit and each time she looked at me in the eyes i tried to look away 'cause it hurt me each time i saw it. the other chick, however, had a slightly better face and seemed more intelligent than the other salmon flapper. so anyway, tribe was a good club (sound system is mean as shit).
I decided to bring one of the girls home. No, not the pizzaface surprise if that's what you dipshits are thinking. This girl was swedish (you guys ever had one?) so she started giving me head and then I took off her pants and demanded sex. she then started mumbling about "I don't know, I can't have another abortion..." jesus, there is no quicker way to lose an erection. regardless, our little adventure continued. the girl started getting bitchier and bitchier. wtf did I do? it's like she lost all her basic human rights. to top it off, she pissed me off because she didn't even remember my name. this, of course, led to the most defining moment of my night. don't ask me why I did this 'cause I have no idea. when she was upside down, legs spread apart, I had this clever idea of punching her in the vagina. this caused her to violently fall backwards onto the floor. before she even shed a tear, I ran off laughing hyserically. I couldn't breath!! well, the alcohol I consumed the hour before made the situation seem less severe... to me, anyway.
although i didnt run far. I had to drive this hot Swede home damnit, im not going to leave here walking around at night alone right? you guys like cars? Well I drive a BMW M3 to work everyday, even in winter. We got to her place in no time guys, like maybe 15 minutes max, and she lived pretty far away i tell ya. I parked right in front of her house AND... instead of a kiss goodnight, I suggested she blow me goodnight. She thought this was a brilliant idea!! Awsome eh guys? I quickly got carried away with the risk and thrill of getting u know what sucked twenty yards away from her house where her father was probably waiting for her to come home.I was lost in the sexual ecstasy of the dangerous youthful blowjob when I heard her let out a little yelp. She immediately sat up, her mouth half open, full of splooge, the excess dripping off her chin, and uttered a muffled, "You asshole!"
LOL, then i burned some rubber and drove off. hahaha!!
you guys have any cool stories like this? lemme hear 'em.
stay clean kids. spiffy out.
ROFL
LOL classic.
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| Originally posted by Alex ROFL |
Well you got me there man, 3+ in one night is certainly beyond me!
I see that you decided to punch her in the vagina...
what the fuck is this????
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| Originally posted by oldschool420 what the fuck is this???? |
Ahahahahahahahaahaha
you guys are weak as shit.. pathetic even. here i thought we had some hardcore ******s... just ha ha's and fish. imma pass out.
spiffy out.
You seriously lack any kind of fuckin class. Grow up buddy. If that story is even remotely true I hope the next girl you pick up bites your dick off, cause you're lucky she didn't.
hahahaha
gold
oldskool calm down its all fun and games
Retardededness, "wtf is this" exactly my thoughts, join another forum wanka! whats ur point! We are hardcore ....ers go ....ur self
lol still hilarious story actually...stfu
Haha.
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
HARDCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
someone should make a movie about this guy
I have a feeling the Swede name is Victoria.
WTF
WTF
IM HARDCORE ENOUGH FOR YOU BITCH
YOU THINK COMING ONTO SOME FORUM AND SHOWING OFF HOW YOU GOT SOME PIMPLY FAT EURO CHICK MAKES YOU HARDCORE?
I ONCE POPPED FOUR SPEEDS AND AN E AT 1234 AND RUSHED MARIO IN THE BOOTH WHEN HE PLAYED THAT PEPSI EUROTRASH DANCE TRACK
PUSSY!!!!
I ONCE PICKED UP NINE GIRLS AND THEN SPAT IN THE FACE OF EIGHT OF THEM AND ONLY TOOK THE LAST ONE HOME!!!!
SLUT!!!!
I ONCE PUNCHED JFL IN THE FACE JUST BECAUSE HE DIDNT BOOK SVEN!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY NOW?
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| I ONCE PUNCHED JFL IN THE FACE JUST BECAUSE HE DIDNT BOOK SVEN!!!!!! |
Oh my God!
Long term reader first time poster.I just never posted here before because i was afraid the levels of my testosterone would intimidate all of your nerdy pussies that post here.Spiffy, you are the man.Last thursday at tribe i picked up 2 chicks.Sure one of them was with a roofie and the other one had a club foot, but as they say in the business...quantity over quality.The chick with the gimp leg had a pair of dsl's like you would not believe...i had to have her even though when she danced the difference in leg length would make her travel in circles.So here is where the story gets interesting...when i get back to my place things start geting hot and heavy.(and i mean hot and heavy...roofie girl was a fat pig and i sweat during sex).She asked me to order her a pizza so she could eat during sex.I told her to fuck off and started screaming" malek! malek!malek!" and then popped a nut in her eye.Seriously..these tribe women are all too high maintenance.Layooola do you know her?
True story.
she or you screamed malek?
Ugh.
Alts are annoying.
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| Originally posted by malek she or you screamed malek? |
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| Originally posted by Enjoy Ugh. Alts are annoying. |
did she swallow? maybe I know her.
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| Originally posted by malek did she swallow? maybe I know her. |
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