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If animals could speak...

I often have conversations with my dog Chewbacca, he is quite enlightened for a dog.

This is him.



Usually our conversations go something like this...

"How are you chewy"

-no response

"I said how are you chewy?"

-arooorahraaa


What do your pets say?

I know my Bubbas would ask for more food in her bowl bc she loves to eat! Bubbas loves her nummynums!

WHOA

*backing away from thread

have fun boys!

LOL, nice. I just say "What's up?" to the budgies my little brother has as pets...they're fucking annoying as hell in the morning though.

if my dog could speak then my stomach would be growling

My friend had a real yappity dog, and we used to make up conversations for what he was saying to us all the time...we were usually high.

serious.

Here's my two dogs, Kokanee and Charlie. They Speak for themselves

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Originally posted by Rodrico My friend had a real yappity dog, and we used to make up conversations for what he was saying to us all the time...we were usually high.

usually??
s/usually/all the time

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Originally posted by chinamon usually?? s/usually/all the time

hehe, well to be honest, there was rarely a time I chilled out with him that we didnt smoke a doob. Even when we didnt smoke up, our conversations didnt stray far from the realm of stonerdom. He was just that type of buddy.

Yasmin jumps on my bed at 6.45am and says, "Wake up mummy, it's time to get up and I want a cuddle before you do". I say, "Morning princess, did you sleep well, come and give mummy a kiss". And she does.

Simon shouts from his cage, "Get up you evil woman, come and give me my cheerios then I can try my new anti-missile laser gun I have been working on and blast you to smithereens". I say, "Morning sunshine, would you like mummy to give you some cheerios?". He says, "I just said that, didn't I? You stupid woman!".

Garth just says, "Mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy mummy", with a sunny little smile on his face.

Reggie doesn't say anything, he is shy.

my cat would either say "feed me" or "go fuck yourself"

Hahahaha....this thread gave me a nice laugh when I woke up Thanks!

Cimmy comes over and puts her butt in the air and wags her tail so hard her whole body shakes and she whines "PET ME, PET ME, PET ME, PET ME!"

Then if you don't and your hand happens to be on the armrest of the couch, she puts her head under your hand and uses your hand as a petting device.

And if you start petting her, she wraps both paws around your wrists and presses down so you scratch her neck while whining "LOWER! LOWER!".

here's my lil devil

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh!! STOOOOPP IIIIIIIIIIITT!! I'm a ninja & ninjas don't like hugging!!"

but he does get silly though when on catnip! hehe!

that's ours he's the biggest flirt when he's hungry, he'd rub his head against arms and legs, and meow in the most cute way and would like lead the way to the kitchen to get his food

I think my pets have the best vocab, eloquence and diction.

Either that or I am the mostest mentalist....

I JUST HAD TO MURDER MY FISH THANX FOR OPENING UP OLD WOUNDS SHANNY *runs away crying

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag I JUST HAD TO MURDER MY FISH

What?

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag I JUST HAD TO MURDER MY FISH THANX FOR OPENING UP OLD WOUNDS SHANNY *runs away crying

Did you at least get a meal out of it?

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Originally posted by English Rachel What?

yeah he killed all my other fish .... and i have to move

If animals could speak

It'd mean we're all too hi

"Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Throw the ball!

.......


zZzZzZz


...says my Jack Russel Terrier Amy.

"I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat."

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Originally posted by Irishaddict "I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat. I love being a cat."

cuz you get to sleep all day.... cute cat btw

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