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My Pet Monster

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Did anyone have one of these as a kid?

I still have mine. I keep him locked up in a basement in Colorado somewhere. Handcuffs and all.

I've had him for as long as I can remember - it's weird, he's almost like a family pet.

When I was 3 or 4 I was scared to death of him, I think it's because he looked like a goddamn gremlin kinda, but I'm really not sure. Out of fear, I would beat the shit out of him in an animal rage; Sometimes, he would even hit back. I'd have to resort to guerrilla tactics sometimes - hit and run, sneaking up on him, etc. Still he persisted to be within my possession, haunting me. Stalking me.

o.m.g

I remember these. I'm not sure if I had one or not, but I know a few people who did.

lol i remember that. my brother had one of those.

OMG YES I HAD ONE!!! Funny story, lol:

One night I woke up in my sleep to see my dad standing over me...I guess he had come in, like he did every night, to shut the blinds...as we lived near a small airport and the light came into our room. Well he was just STANDING there, not saying anything...so I was like, "Daaad, what are you doing? " But he didn't respond. I called to him again, and still no response.

That's when I realized, "HOLY COW IT'S THE REAL DEAL! There's a werewolf in my room!! *crying*" I covered myself under the blankets. I was crying and sweating, not believing that this was actually happening. I've never been in such a panic in my life!

I peeked out a couple minutes later to see if it was still there, and sure enough I could see the outline of his messy, wolfy, hair!!

I thought I was going to die...but I eventually fell asleep.



When I woke up in the morning I was so embarassed of myself...I look up to my bedpost and realize that it was MY PET MONSTER the WHOLE TIME!!


LOL, fucking idiot.

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Originally posted by jennypie OMG YES I HAD ONE!!! Funny story, lol: One night I woke up in my sleep to see my dad standing over me...I guess he had come in, like he did every night, to shut the blinds...as we lived near a small airport and the light came into our room. Well he was just STANDING there, not saying anything...so I was like, "Daaad, what are you doing? " But he didn't respond. I called to him again, and still no response. That's when I realized, "HOLY COW IT'S THE REAL DEAL! There's a werewolf in my room!! *crying*" I covered myself under the blankets. I was crying and sweating, not believing that this was actually happening. I've never been in such a panic in my life! I peeked out a couple minutes later to see if it was still there, and sure enough I could see the outline of his messy, wolfy, hair!! I thought I was going to die...but I eventually fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning I was so embarassed of myself...I look up to my bedpost and realize that it was MY PET MONSTER the WHOLE TIME!! LOL, fucking idiot.

hahahahaha

This made me laugh hysterically.

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Originally posted by jennypie OMG YES I HAD ONE!!! Funny story, lol: One night I woke up in my sleep to see my dad standing over me...I guess he had come in, like he did every night, to shut the blinds...as we lived near a small airport and the light came into our room. Well he was just STANDING there, not saying anything...so I was like, "Daaad, what are you doing? " But he didn't respond. I called to him again, and still no response. That's when I realized, "HOLY COW IT'S THE REAL DEAL! There's a werewolf in my room!! *crying*" I covered myself under the blankets. I was crying and sweating, not believing that this was actually happening. I've never been in such a panic in my life! I peeked out a couple minutes later to see if it was still there, and sure enough I could see the outline of his messy, wolfy, hair!! I thought I was going to die...but I eventually fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning I was so embarassed of myself...I look up to my bedpost and realize that it was MY PET MONSTER the WHOLE TIME!! LOL, fucking idiot.

lol

i thought u said u screwed the death outta him LOL

the cartoon was awesome, i used to watch that all the time

You know, I don't think I ever understood why Beaster wanted Montie so badly...

Does anyone know wtf that was about?

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Originally posted by Theresa You know, I don't think I ever understood why Beaster wanted Montie so badly... Does anyone know wtf that was about?

I'll ask my monster next time I see him. We'll get to the bottom of this!

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Originally posted by jennypie OMG YES I HAD ONE!!! Funny story, lol: One night I woke up in my sleep to see my dad standing over me...I guess he had come in, like he did every night, to shut the blinds...as we lived near a small airport and the light came into our room. Well he was just STANDING there, not saying anything...so I was like, "Daaad, what are you doing? " But he didn't respond. I called to him again, and still no response.

this had the beggining of a rape/child abuse story

Re: My Pet Monster

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Did anyone have one of these as a kid?

No, it's god damn awful too. No wonder psychologists make such a good living, whole generation of trauma to keep them in a job for life!

Hey, that's not fair. If anything, I was able to battle my own psychological monsters by beating the shit out of my Shabooga (that was his name).

-Kids at school called me an orphan and then pushed me to the ground and peed on me - go home and beat the shit out of Shabooga.

-Baby sister was crying too much and no matter how much you throw at her she won't stop - go beat the shit out of Shabooga.

-Mommy didn't breast-feed me for long enough - go beat the shit out of Shabooga.

So you see? Having a My Pet MonsterTM is actually a very psychologically healthy thing for a young person. It allows for them to develop good habits from the very beginning such as:

-Don't trust ugly people, as they are most likely monsters.
-Beating the shit out of something is definitely the answer to most of life's problems
-Creatures with grotesquely large, pickle-like noses and horns with tufts of flaming pink hair strewn about their mutated, stubby bodies are to be kept in chains at all times. Even when you beat the shit out of them.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So you see? Having a My Pet MonsterTM is actually a very psychologically healthy thing for a young person. It allows for them to develop good habits from the very beginning such as: -Don't trust ugly people, as they are most likely monsters. -Beating the shit out of something is definitely the answer to most of life's problems -Creatures with grotesquely large, pickle-like noses and horns with tufts of flaming pink hair strewn about their mutated, stubby bodies are to be kept in chains at all times. Even when you beat the shit out of them.

You needed a toy to develop good habits?
I just cut out the whole squishy toy thing and beatings mostly because I'm not good at beating things/people up and went on to owning firearms and driving a large, intimidating car in my formative years.
It's served me well and overcome a lot of obstacles which may have led to expensive clinical psycologists appointments and thinking too much.

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Originally posted by Lilith It's served me well and overcome a lot of obstacles which may have led to expensive clinical psycologists appointments and thinking too much.

Ooh, so firearms are actually an investment then?

Yes young man, a gun and a large AWD vehicle will see you far in life.

I don't recall ever having one of these dolls...

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