Are you a loser? I mean... a SERIOUS, straight-up loser nobody?

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Posted by Yan on Dec-13-2006 03:02:

Are you a loser? I mean... a SERIOUS, straight-up loser nobody?

Then this might be for you.

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Dutch Company To Bring Guests To Your Christmas Dinner With DVD

December 7, 2006 8:17 p.m. EST

Joanna Wypior - All Headline News Staff

London, England (AHN) - For those that worry they might eat their Christmas dinner alone this year, they now have reason to fear no more. Courtesy of a Dutch art company, a new DVD will allow a lonesome dinner to become one full of holiday fun and good cheer with dinner companions eating, drinking, and engaging in conversation.

The DVD will feature actors reading out different scripts in other for people to pick out which type of people they would want best.

According to Ananova, the producers, the Tilburgs CowBoys and Theater NWE Vorst, said they hoped it would ease the loneliness of single people without families at Christmas.

Producer Chris Gribling says: "The client can watch the DVD while sitting and eating in front of the television."

"The actors can offer him or her a romantic evening or even a good discussion. We have a good variety in the choice of our table companions."

Source: http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7005787152

Sigh. Guess I'll be ordering one.

Posted by Omega_M on Dec-13-2006 03:05:

Re: Are you a loser? I mean... a SERIOUS, straight-up loser nobody?

I'd rather smoke weed. Much better.

Posted by Lira on Dec-13-2006 03:09:

Hey, that's actually cute

Posted by KilldaDJ on Dec-13-2006 03:09:

Re: Re: Are you a loser? I mean... a SERIOUS, straight-up loser nobody?

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Originally posted by Omega_M
I'd rather smoke weed. Much better.

+1

that and eat a bunch of E and hope it kills me.

Posted by Nsonic on Dec-13-2006 03:20:

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The actors can offer him or her a romantic evening..

Posted by Trancealot on Dec-13-2006 03:37:

moved....Its a short story

I like how the article call's the lonely person a "Client"
If your lonely just work and make a few bucks. E.G. bartender, valet, 24 hr wal-mart, prostitution and so on.

Posted by trancepunkk on Dec-13-2006 03:51:

if i ever needed that dvd i would quickly stab myself in the face before my loneliness reached a new low

Posted by ASFSE on Dec-13-2006 03:51:

something like this would make the situation worse...at least if it was me...

Posted by weymouth on Dec-13-2006 04:28:

Pretty much what porn is for horny single people.

Posted by trancepunkk on Dec-13-2006 05:30:

what if u watch porn and u have a gf anyway

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-13-2006 05:35:

no VHS? damn, it willl be a lonely xmas

Posted by Yan on Dec-13-2006 05:36:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
no VHS? damn, it willl be a lonely xmas

We'll get it to work with your NES.

You don't like the actors?

Simply 'Zapper' 'em away.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Dec-13-2006 14:17:

lol i wanna watch someone watching that tape.

Posted by david.michael on Dec-13-2006 14:29:

lawl

Posted by ZeJayMan on Dec-13-2006 14:30:

Aww, that's sad and terrible in equal amounts.