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Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2006 02:03:

Thumbs up Write the bio for the Turner & Romano myspace!

Yes, that's right, the opportunity you've all been waiting a lifetime for is here - you all have the chance to write the bio for the Turner & Romano artist page on myspace!



In reality, Myra and I just don't want to do it - So if the lot of you come up with some utterly ridiculous drivel we find even the slightest bit funny, we'll probably end up using it out of shear laziness.

So thanks. You guys are real pals


Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-18-2006 02:04:


Posted by bas on Dec-18-2006 02:04:

They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.


Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2006 02:05:

Thumbs up

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.


Spot on m8. Top notch work.


Posted by bas on Dec-18-2006 02:07:

Thanks! That took a lot of time. I was torn between saying you guys like to fuck before or after I mentioned you were in love.


Posted by l�cid on Dec-18-2006 02:07:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
They met on TA...now they fuck and spin tracks. Oh and they're in love.



that's good.


Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2006 02:08:

Feel free to read about our "influences" on our page at http://www.myspace.com/turnerandromano for any background information.


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Dec-18-2006 02:09:

Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.


Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2006 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.


Excellent work. Please feel free to expand on that... We actually thought of PM'ing you or Mason and asking you guys to work together on one for us


Posted by jonSun on Dec-18-2006 02:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Turner & Romano were born in antartica 17 years ago. The polar bear was proud. One day some bad whalers came & abducted them & took them to the big smoke. They grew up on the streets, whoring themselve out, but didnt go hungry because they sprinkled salt on their crack pipes.



That would be the most random fucked up bio ever.


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Dec-18-2006 02:16:

Turner & Romano were lucky to survive the dj war of 2001. Unfortunately Ramano lost a leg when hit by some shrapnel of a disk. Turner enjoys the odd masturbate now & again, but only does it when he's got rose petals in his hands. If you have any spare rose petals please forward it on to this address: PO Box 434 TA. Turner needs your help. Donate generously!


Posted by Ian on Dec-18-2006 02:19:

don't steal mine:


Who I'd like to meet:
An alibi for the morning of September 3rd. You were with me in the supermarket and we were disucssing sanitary towels for an hour.


Posted by Ian on Dec-18-2006 02:19:

Hanks plays Scott Turner, a fastidious investigator, who acquires Hooch (Beasley the Dog), a large Dogue de Bordeaux, after the murder of Amos Reed, the dog's previous owner. Turner was set to transfer to a better job with the Sacramento Police Department. David Sutton, played by VelJohnson, was set to be his replacement. Turner pleaded with his police chief (Nelson) to let him take the case. The energetic dog promptly sets about destroying Turner's house and turning his life upside-down. But, on a positive note is Turner's courtship of the veterinarian, who cared for Hooch. Eventually Turner, with the help of Hooch, uncovers a conspiracy led by his Captain, and Hooch gives his life to save Turner. In the end we see that Turner has replaced Nelson's character as Police Chief, and Sutton did indeed take Turner's former position. On the home front, Turner and the vet are married and expecting a child. The biggest twist is the discovery that Hooch managed to romance the vet's dog, who produced a litter of several Collies like herself....and one young Hooch!


Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Dec-18-2006 02:20:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Excellent work. Please feel free to expand on that... We actually thought of PM'ing you or Mason and asking you guys to work together on one for us


I'll try & contact Mason again (he's hard to get hold of becuase he is tracking the Burmese mountains. His absence is starting to really effect the xenosam corporation. He needs to face some responsiblitiy or our corporation will go down the drain.)


Posted by RJT on Dec-18-2006 02:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I'll try & contact Mason again (he's hard to get hold of becuase he is tracking the Burmese mountains. His absence is starting to really effect the xenosam corporation. He needs to face some responsiblitiy or our corporation will go down the drain.)


Not good. I hate it when corporations suffer.


Posted by Ian on Dec-18-2006 02:22:

you could always just buy stock in enron.


Posted by Clovis on Dec-18-2006 03:02:

Your guys name sounds like a brand of Spaghetti Sauce...


/cold as ice


Posted by l�cid on Dec-18-2006 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Your guys name sounds like a brand of Spaghetti Sauce...


/cold as ice

we do make good sauce, and we're trying to find a flight case for my food processor so we can take it to gigs with us and mix up some guacamole for our fans!


Posted by Ivand on Dec-18-2006 03:07:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
we do make good sauce, and we're trying to find a flight case for my food processor so we can take it to gigs with us and mix up some guacamole for our fans!



get magda there and you have a full meal


Posted by kadomony on Dec-18-2006 03:08:


Posted by Allied Nations on Dec-18-2006 03:08:

Apparently they plan a trip to Montreal sometime next year!


Posted by Clovis on Dec-18-2006 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
we do make good sauce,



Jesus Myra, show some restraint...you are a mod afterall


Posted by kadomony on Dec-18-2006 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
we do make good sauce, and we're trying to find a flight case for my food processor so we can take it to gigs with us and mix up some guacamole for our fans!



great set!

hey fanks m8, want some guacamole?


Posted by l�cid on Dec-18-2006 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Jesus Myra, show some restraint...you are a mod afterall

mods eat spaghetti too, Clovis.


Posted by Clovis on Dec-18-2006 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
mods eat spaghetti too, Clovis.



Apparantly they also make sauce with members of the site...


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