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Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Dec-18-2006 22:49:

Wal Whitman essay (funnay!)

This is an essay that some angry kid decided to submit to his English teacher after getting an earful

Posted by pvdAngel on Dec-18-2006 22:51:

lol

Posted by Lira on Dec-18-2006 22:55:

Good Book Report

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

Posted by Omega_M on Dec-18-2006 23:01:

Found one more.

Posted by Caela on Dec-18-2006 23:04:

haha is this for real?

this kid obviously must have been a fuckwit to actually turn these into his teachers.

Posted by simplcake on Dec-18-2006 23:06:

LOL

Posted by Omega_M on Dec-18-2006 23:12:

Got this from http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

Posted by pvdAngel on Dec-18-2006 23:17:

LMAO @ Omega_M

I only had to read the corrections.

Posted by simplcake on Dec-18-2006 23:31:

lol at *******

i wonder if she actually looked at it

Posted by Endgame on Dec-20-2006 03:55:

Notice how the teacher used the wrong "to" in "This page is too big"

Posted by Yan on Dec-20-2006 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M

Found one more.

It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!1

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-20-2006 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Endgame
Notice how the teacher used the wrong "to" in "This page is too big"

Because it's a sham.

A funny sham, but a sham nevertheless.