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Posted by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 04:05:

F*ck!!! Retarded commercials FFS

Damn, what's up with X-mass and all the retarded commercials (at least in US)? It seems that this season results in most uncreative, dull, annoying, and blatantly stupid commercials. At least Super bowl commercials are not too far away. Can't wait.

1. BMW commercial with 2 screaming retarded kids. Crap, the screams sound like Michael Jackson came over for a sleep over party.

2. Another dumb-ass car commercial with a kid on a couch and narator asking something like this "What do you get for someone who means everything?" - "Volvo". Um... yah. your kid gives a f*ck what you drive. Not until his early teens, IMHO. Edit: by which time he'd definitely avoid your Vulvo like the plague. Somehow "Volvo" and "Desirable car" are not possible to put in the same sentence without cringing

3. Stupid ass McDonnalds commercials: like getting some one a McD's gift card is a creative gift. Heck, I wouldn't even get it for a fat-ass x-gf, if I wanted to spite her. What makes those numbnuts think that I'd buy someone a McD gift card?

4. Pennsylvania Lotto: retarded groundhog on the decks, being a "hip hop/rap scratch star" (alluding to scratch-off lottery tickets) with all the dumb-ass folks in the mall dancing to his lame white-boy-written rap lyrics. And of course, there's a token black guy in the most retarded hat that no retard would be caught dead in.

5. Any Best Buy commercial. I'm sick and tired of Best Buy. Talk about picture-perfect example of blatant, glutonous, obscene and pointless american over-consumerism. It's a perfect example of one of the things that's terribly wrong with America.

I can go on, but I'll leave some for the rest to point out.

Posted by Marc Summers on Dec-19-2006 04:08:

YOU SAVIN' EL MOOLAH!

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-19-2006 04:08:

It's a stupid, commercialized, money-grubby, piece of shit season. Plain and simple. They'll make any kind of commercial with Xmas as the theme to get the public's attention. Fuck this season.

This ANTI-Holiday message was brought to you by the ANTI-Holiday mix, available now and the movie Black Christmas, opening December 25th!

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-19-2006 04:09:

Television is 100% pure evil.

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 04:11:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Television is 100% pure evil.

I disagree. PPV Pr0n is 100% hawt.

Posted by weymouth on Dec-19-2006 04:25:

The worst is the JCPenny commercials. I swear there is a commercial for JCPenny with that "Here comes santa clause" mix song every 10 minutes. After that is all the jewelry commercials of guys giving jewelry to women in creative ways. Now if we do one of those creative things for our woman she won't think it is romantic but that we just got it off some kay's jewelers commercial.

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 04:31:

Kay Jewlers commercials are one of those on my list - like two douchebags high-fiving in the mall because they both have "Kay Jewlers" bags. I say "Suckers!!! You could have bought that sub-par trinket for 50% less at your local jewelry shop! Idiot!"

Posted by kadomony on Dec-19-2006 04:41:

YOU DARE TO QUESTION GUS‽

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-19-2006 04:41:

I remember one commercial, it was so fucking retarded....

oh no, that was your face.

Posted by Tholius on Dec-19-2006 04:54:

this thread fails w/out utube

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 05:36:

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Originally posted by Tholius
this thread fails w/out utube

it would be a complete waste of hd space.

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-19-2006 05:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I remember one commercial, it was so fucking retarded....

oh no, that was your face.

are you trying hard to be a twat or are you simply on a rag?

Posted by Omega_M on Dec-19-2006 06:40:

Jack in the Box. The most retarded stuff I've ever seen. Each new commercial hits a new low.

Posted by Omega_M on Dec-19-2006 07:29:

A couple more. Fucking retards.

Local commercials of Lawyers, Insurance companies, Real Estate agents, Furniture dealers, Car dealers etc on Fox are the icing on the cake.

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-19-2006 08:31:

Do what I did. Stop watching TV. If you like a series, get it on DVD.

The advertising pissed me off way too bad. And believe me when I say, Australian advertising is the fucking bottom of the shit filled, maggot infested pit. Not just 'annoying' but utter shit.

While I lived in the UK, I saw some pretty cool ads. Well thought out and creative. Even a lol here and there, that wasn't directed and the sheer lameness. And they limit their advertising levels per hour pretty well.

But here, it makes me want to punch things.

/rant

Posted by Arbiter on Dec-19-2006 08:44:

Yeah the newest trend seems to be that they try to annoy you into remembering their product and/or service. It's sad if that actually works.

Posted by Protege on Dec-19-2006 08:56:

although not holiday related, those citi card commercials are probably the worst damn commercials Ive ever seen. The ones with the guy that I guess is Russian saying how he earns points.

Isnt it rule number one in adverts to be able to understand what the people are saying?

stupid ass companies. I bet the ad agency proposed an awesome campaign and they chose those piece of shit commercials.

Posted by guster on Dec-19-2006 10:21:

sorry, but this still takes the cake.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-19-2006 19:21:

Posted by pvdAngel on Dec-19-2006 19:28:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel

Oh and speaking of which, I'm tuned.

Posted by DarkAngel on Dec-19-2006 19:29:

quote:
Originally posted by pvdAngel

Oh and speaking of which, I'm tuned.

Yay! Thx for listening!

Posted by Sunsnail on Dec-19-2006 21:17:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
are you trying hard to be a twat or are you simply on a rag?

tee hee

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-21-2006 03:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Jack in the Box.

Isn't it a disclaimer, you know - telling you what they actually do to your food?

Posted by eye_03 on Dec-21-2006 04:09:

anyone else see the Best Buy commercial:

man to sales person: hello, im looking for a "YOU'RE THE BEST DAD EVER!!"

sales person to man: well, here's the "THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!" and there's the "ITS JUST WHAT I WANTED!!" ahh, there it is *points offscreen*

man's wife to both: oh, its right beside the "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I LOVE IT!!"

man: thanks

sales person: im a fag.