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Speak to Santa
add him to ur msn and tell him wot u want for xmas!
[email protected]
lol!
Someone told me about this.
lies, all lies.
Santa think im A HO
' [Frenchie�] � said:
ok
Santa Claus said:
K.
' [Frenchie�] � said:
what do you want
Santa Claus said:
Ho ho ho!
' [Frenchie�] � said:
me too
Santa Claus said:
You too? Really?
' [Frenchie�] � said:
ya
Santa Claus said:
Very interesting...
' [Frenchie�] � said:
sweet
Santa Claus said:
Isn't it though?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
hi
Santa Claus says:
Hi!
' [Frenchie�] � says:
what up nigga
Santa Claus says:
What? That's an awful thing to say.
' [Frenchie�] �, I'm forced to put you on the naughty list.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
ok!
Santa Claus says:
OK.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
I;ve been naughty
Santa Claus says:
You've been naughty, eh? Do you belong on the naughty list?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
damn right..with the whips, chains and handcuffs
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
You callin me a ho?
Santa Claus says:
That's a bit naughty.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Oh raawrrr baby
Santa Claus says:
I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world!
' [Frenchie�] � says:
you suck!
Santa Claus says:
Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
OK, as for what I want, can you send me *him* for Christmas?
Santa Claus says:
Bad news, ' [Frenchie�] �, you're on the naughty list.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
so
Santa Claus says:
Yes, so?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
why?
Santa Claus says:
Just because.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Well, I demand answer
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Im not a fuckin' ho!
Santa Claus says:
I thought you were ' [Frenchie�] �...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Ya, well..GTFO!
Santa Claus says:
Really?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
BOOYYKASHA
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
bye
Santa Claus says:
I'll be seeing you later.
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
hi santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, why my niggas ain't got no cake?! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
boy!
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, why my niggas ain't got no cake??
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
i want debbie does dallas, pt 3!
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, why my niggas ain't got no cake?
And what else would you like, why my niggas ain't got no cake??
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
i want cake! for my ******s!
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
can i have your elves too?
Santa Claus says:
My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that!
I'll see what I can do for you, why my niggas ain't got no cake?!
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
what about buttsechkz?
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
why my niggas ain't got no cake? says:
can i get buttsechkz for christmas?
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, why my niggas ain't got no cake
ive been chatting shit to him for ages! lol
theres also [email protected] to annoy for those who arnt in the holiday spirit! 
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
hello santa!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, dallasmccaig! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
girl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, dallasmccaig?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I want a couple things. . . a haridryer,a massager and a new pet
Santa Claus says:
That's a popular wish this Christmas!
I'll see what I can do for you, dallasmccaig!
And what else would you like?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I would like a bottle of hypnotic poison perfume too
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, dallasmccaig.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
thanks
Santa Claus says:
You're welcome!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
so wher eyou at?
Santa Claus says:
I live in the North Pole!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
nice - is it cold there or is global warming doing you in?
Santa Claus says:
It gets pretty cold in the North Pole, but I have a furry coat and mittens\
!
Is it cold where you are?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
not really
Santa Claus says:
Oh no?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
yeah it like 8 degrees
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
you type way to fast!
Santa Claus says:
I take Christmas wishes from good girls and boys!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
nice thanks
Santa Claus says:
Right on.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
well, I wanted to ask too do you think you could get some snow in ontario?
Santa Claus says:
Great, dallasmccaig! I'll see what I can do.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
Okey doke.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
okie dokie smokie
Santa Claus says:
Okey doke!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
hahaha
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ho o ho ho hoho is the new hahahaha
Santa Claus says:
And a very happy holiday to you!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
happy holidays to you too
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas to you, dallasmccaig!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
cheers
Santa Claus says:
Cheers!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
you like milk and cookies right!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! I can't get enough cookies! What cookies do you like?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
I don't really
Santa Claus says:
That sounds yummy! Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
lol
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
Indeed.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bey
Santa Claus says:
Bye for now!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bye
Santa Claus says:
Bye dallasmccaig, it was good chatting with you.
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
happy holidays
Santa Claus says:
Merry Christmas!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
Santa Claus says:
Is that for me?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
yep
Santa Claus says:
Aw thx!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
;0 you are welcome
Santa Claus says:
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
all the best!
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
all the best for the holidays and have a happy new year!
Santa Claus says:
Thx! Happy New Year to you too, dallasmccaig!
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
Santa Claus says:
xxx
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
Santa Claus says:
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
Santa Claus says:
' [ Dallas'n Winter 'Wonderland.::.Lil' Miss Sunshine! .::.KAROKE KWEEN *~*.::. . .::. ///'}.......... says:
bye bye
Santa Claus says:
Bye, dallasmccaig!
cor version - I just spent way to much time talking to a liar!
Santa and I sang star spangled banner, until i messed up
Santa Claus says:
Yeah.
Why don't you just ask me something?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Oh say can you see
Santa Claus says:
Oh say can you see...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
by the dawns early light
Santa Claus says:
What so proudly we hailed...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
at the twilight's last gleaming
Santa Claus says:
Whose broad stripes and bright stars...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
thro' the perilous fight,
Santa Claus says:
O'er the ramparts we watched...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
were so gallantly streaming?
Santa Claus says:
And the rockets' red glare...
' [Frenchie�] � says:
he bombs bursting in air,
Santa Claus says:
He bombs bursting in air,? That's not how it goes.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
the bombs bursting in air,
Santa Claus says:
Really?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there.
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
^^
that's awesomE!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [Frenchie�] � says:
GTFO
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
STFU
Santa Claus says:
Why, that's just terrible.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
why?
Santa Claus says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Frenchie Santa Claus says: Well, because that's the way the universe is. |
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Oh Canada
Santa Claus says:
Who's Canada?
Owned.
Haha, there used to be an Austin Powers one on AIM that I had a lot of fun with back in the day.
omg, this is funny!
' [Frenchie�] � says:
mail order bride?
Santa Claus says:
Really?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
for Eric
Santa Claus says:
Who?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Eric
Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Eric?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
He wants a mail order bride
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
I bet she is
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Frenchie ' [Frenchie�] � says: Oh Canada Santa Claus says: Who's Canada? Owned. |
Santa: Sunsnail! What do you want for Christmas?
Sunsnail: I'm seven years old, but I'd like some beer for christmas
Santa: My, that's popular! I'll see what I can do!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
shut up
Santa Claus says:
*You* shut up.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Owned
Santa Claus says:
Yup.
Santa Claus says:
Precisely.
Anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
nah, i'm just here to say hi
Santa Claus says:
If you're serious, please be careful what you do.
I think I have to put you on the naughty list.
...
did i do?
He put me on the naughty list earlier, but i told him id lick his shoe to be on the nice list.
Santa Claus says:
OK.
Anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
can you suck my big toe
Santa Claus says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
ok, dick
Santa Claus says:
Are you insulting me or something?
' [Frenchie�] � says:
no
Santa Claus says:
K.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
but do you have a nice one
Santa Claus says:
I'm Santa Claus!
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
i want to see your toes
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times..., but naughty boys don't get Christmas presents.
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
no, we get spankings from fat men in red suits... mmmm
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
yep, now SPANK me you naughty boy
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Hi santa
Santa Claus says:
Hello Mrs. Claus.
If you know your request, go ahead and type it.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
I want to have a can of whip cream, hand cuffs, a scarf and a feather..maybe a whip
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
Can I have an elf too, I like the ankle biters
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
ok. great! thanks
Santa Claus says:
You are welcome.
Well. Anyway...
Try asking me something.
' [Frenchie�] � says:
what flavour condoms do you put in stockings?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting.
| quote: |
| ' [Frenchie�] � says: STFU Santa Claus says: Why, that's just terrible. ' [Frenchie�] � says: why? Santa Claus says: Well, because that's the way the universe is. |
Ho ho ho seems to be his answer for Everything!
the site where you could order that dude in the chicken costume to do stuff was better and less blasphemous...jesus loves burger king chicken
anyone know aht im talking about and have the link...im bored as fuck
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