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My afternoon walk through the park (WITH THE EPIC BATTLE FULLY TRANSLATED)

Yesterday I took an afternoon walk in the park, it went like this.

Coming out of my house I turned right, and proceeded roughly half a block up the street where I can to an intersection. After carefully looking both ways, and then double checking the direction that I had looked first(because cars can often sneak up on you while you are checking the other way)I crossed the street. This did not yet get me to the park so maybe these are details that aren't important to the story, since I was not technically in the park yet.

Then I did get to the park.Inside I was initially overcome with the feeling that there was a lot of water on the ground. At first I wondered if this was because of a large scale water balloon fight held by neighbourhood roughians, but then decided that it was actually most likely the result of lots of rain and little snow, and the ground not being able to absorb moisture that quickly.

Good thing for me I had packed a pair of big rubber boots in my napsack, so out they came, on they went, and sloshing through the puddles i went. I quickly came to a dead squirrel, it had decomposed slightly so i decided not to pick it up.

I think that was a good decision because later I read that you can get some sort of lung problem from picking up dead squirrels so score one for josh and minus one for the dead squirrel.

End of installment one.

Sounds like you had fun... sketching much?

All I care about are the squirrels in your story. Can you please skip to the good parts, Josh?

^^^ All I want to know is if Chewbacca came along for the walk.

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Originally posted by Yuri Sounds like you had fun... sketching much?

+1

I went for a walk in the dark before with my mum's dogs to the local field. Thought it would be somewhat festive walkng along with two white/blonde golden retrievers. Stupid decision. Was dragged 200 metres to the field and then pulled through a soggy field full of dog shite...

Wish people in England would pick up dog shit. Effing new pumas on too!

(Back home for hols, BTW)

When do we get part 2???

I am sitting on the edge of my seat with anticipation..

I had originally not intended to put installment 2 up until tomorrow, but due to the overwhelming demand I will put it up now.
The people say they want more of the park story, and by golly they will get it.

After crossing paths with the dead squirrel I came upon a deserted bathroom complex. I attempted to use the Ace Ventura/James Bond style credit card door opening trick but that didn't work. So I left the bathroom area, defeated and feeling low. Score one for the bathroom minus one for josh.

Feeling low like I was I decided that song was the only thing that could elevate my spirits enough for me to continue on. It was either sing, or not sing and remain low in spirits not going on.

I decided there was no other choice but to sing, but i was then immediately forced to recognize that I had made a mistake by deciding that was my only choice, because I in fact needed to decide which song to sing.

I pulled out my pocket guide entitled "songs to sing for every occasion"

According to the chart on page 173 I should sing either "sugarpie honeybunch" or "Skin a marink".

I obviously went with the latter, and ambled along further down the path...

..skinamarink-e-dink-e-dink, skinamarink-e-do, i loooove you!

End of installment 2

do you do the dance to go along with the song?

When I bought my "songs to sing for every occasion" pocket book, there was also the "dances to dance along to the songs to sing to every occasion" pocket book, but I hadn't gotten my allowance from my parents yet, so I couldn't afford it.

Shanny remember us chatting one sketchy Sunday about how fun it was
to try to actually enunciate "skin a marink"?
Great times, just great times

Real glad u chose to sing that tune, no doubt made ur walk MUCH better

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Originally posted by TheVrk Shanny remember us chatting one sketchy Sunday about how fun it was to try to actually enunciate "skin a marink"? Great times, just great times Real glad u chose to sing that tune, no doubt made ur walk MUCH better

Saved me from having to waste away to a bitter end near the bathroom in the park.

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Originally posted by shanny I hadn't gotten my allowance from my parents yet, so I couldn't afford it.

man, parents really don't understand.
Christmas present maybe?

you should have been skipping, not walking, through the park. skipping is a well researched instant mood lifter. a good cup of coffee may have also helped.

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Originally posted by magikb man, parents really don't understand. Christmas present maybe?

Even a charitable donation

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Originally posted by Gypsy you should have been skipping, not walking, through the park. skipping is a well researched instant mood lifter. a good cup of coffee may have also helped.

Remember though, that there was lots of water in the park, and i was wearing big rubber boots.
I tried to skip but it was splashing all over the place and ruining my blouse.

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Originally posted by shanny Remember though, that there was lots of water in the park, and i was wearing big rubber boots. I tried to skip but it was splashing all over the place and ruining my blouse.

the one with the frilly collar and sleeves? pity...

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Originally posted by Gypsy the one with the frilly collar and sleeves? pity...

The frilly collar is still there, because it is too nice to touch, but one day i was trying to pick up some babes so i ripped the sleeves off to show them my hulk hogan style massive muscles.

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Originally posted by shanny The frilly collar is still there, because it is too nice to touch, but one day i was trying to pick up some babes so i ripped the sleeves off to show them my hulk hogan style massive muscles.

wow that's uber hot but now it's a sad frilly shirt with no sleeves to match the collar. me thinks you need a new one.

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Originally posted by Gypsy wow that's uber hot but now it's a sad frilly shirt with no sleeves to match the collar. me thinks you need a new one.

If I ever get out of this damned park I will buy one

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Originally posted by shanny If I ever get out of this damned park I will buy one

you should also buy a hat with a large feather to compliment your white frilly shirt

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Originally posted by shanny If I ever get out of this damned park I will buy one

you mean you still are at the park?!!?

he wants us to THINK he is at the park because shanny is in fact SANTA CLAUSE!

Joshy is SANTA??

but but ....

w0w!!

pretty darn impressive disguise for old a fat man with a beard eh.

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Originally posted by Gypsy he wants us to THINK he is at the park because shanny is in fact SANTA CLAUSE!

Hence the long white beard, the funky frilly clothing and a Santa hat. I mean it's OBVIOUS.

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