Katie Price, Peter Andre - A Whole New World

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Posted by andreas1999 on Jan-03-2007 21:05:

Katie Price, Peter Andre - A Whole New World

Have you seen the reviews for this CD? Seems like an amazing album!

( yeah i know, it's not trance but it's funny! )

A Whole New World review

Posted by Ian on Jan-03-2007 21:46:

it's not even funny. Yeah, he could sing 10 years ago but she sounds like a cat with a dagger stuck up her ass, even making Karen Overton sound professional

Posted by Kaiser on Jan-03-2007 22:09:

LOL!!! oh dear...

Posted by Fundamental on Jan-03-2007 22:28:

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Originally posted on Amazon
I was born deaf. I have never heard any sound, a child laughing, the sea washing up the beach, the wind in the trees. All these sounds are alien to me and I will never know what beauty they hold. I am also completely blind. I have never seen a setting sun, a flower bloom or David Beckham. But for one brief moment last week I heard sounds and saw sights for the first time in my life. My wife bought "A Whole new World" by Peter Andre and the Jordans. The second she put it on, I was transported to a world of colour and the sounds of angels. I could see, I could hear. Tears rolled down my face as I saw my wifes face for the first time, even the revelation of her hideous features could not detract from the majesty of the voices of Peter and Jordan soaring like eagles through a sun kissed sky. I rose from my chair and carressed the cd jewel case, sounds and sights filling my senses. For 37 minutes I was a normal person, filled with joy. Then the CD stopped, and I returned to a world of silence and darkness. I stumbled into a coffee table and fell face first into the stereo system, shattering it, and my teeth into a thousand pieces. My wife has since hidden the CD. I spoke to my doctor on the phone, and he confirmed that there is no medical explanation for my temporary cure. He also said that he had many patients come to him with temporary miracle cures occuring whilst listening to the god given album. For a full 37 minutes, Didier Drogba managed to run without falling over, Geraint Jones remained at the crease and Barry from the Cillit Bang commercials lost his voice.
There is only one explanation - Somehow, Peter and Jordan have managed to create work of such wonder and power, that it is the embodiment of our lord Jesus Christ. It is, for all intents and purposes, the second coming.

Posted by zoric on Jan-04-2007 01:04:

Posted by Philby on Jan-04-2007 03:14:

that is fucking hilarious!!!!

Posted by [mart] on Jan-06-2007 13:06:

Not even MrMystery could top that kind of sarcasm.

I can't even begin to imagine what the album sounded like pre-autotune.

Posted by rawbound on Jan-07-2007 11:28:

Thats some funny shit right there

Posted by Vandict on Jan-07-2007 13:11:

Jordan should stick to gettin her tits out, its the only thing she's good at

Posted by _Ocean_Drive_ on Jan-08-2007 20:34:

Re: Katie Price, Peter Andre - A Whole New World

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There is one incredible moment on this album and that is the nanosecond of silence just before the first track commences. In that moment the whole universe shivers for a second.

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Yet again, Peter Jordan and Andr� Price deliver the goods.
Songs so emotional, they make me go weak at the sphincter.

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A must for all who seek Global domination

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My Wife and I have been struggling to stay together recently believing that we both wanted different things from life .
last week we decided to sit down and talk through our differences with a make or break chat.
on the day in question my wife arrived home with a copy of Peter & Katie's cd which we put on in the back ground during our discussion .
we had not got far into our serious talk when we were both over come with amazing feelings of love brought on by this wonderfull couples dulcet tones .
we have since decided to try again and should we ever question our love we just pop the cd in the player and love abounds all through the house .
this cd has done more to save my marrige than Relate could ever do
i can only say thank you Peter and Katie

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It's not often that you can buy a record which is sung by 3 huge t1ts.

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What we have here my friends is a masterpiece, pure and simple and in the same way that Michelangelo stood back to admire the Sistine chapel

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Honestly, this is the greatest album ever made, if not the greatest thing ever made. From the beginning to the end I wept tears of joy. The emotional journey that I embarked on was exhilerating.

Never in a million years could there come a thing of equal beauty to this spellbinding album. The singing is like that of a choir of angels rejoicing in the heavens and each new song is a new adventure.

Listening to this CD has made me the man I am today. It has carried me through tough times, with its deep, meaningful lyrics.

God bless you Jordan. And the other guy.

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I think I am going to cry. I saw there were 5 stars and I wanted to give it more than 5. 6? 10? 100? A million? A quintillion? Mere number theory and the laws of physics cannot reflect the majesy of this recording. A whole new branch of advanced mathematics should be devised to reveal the truth of this... the second coming of music.

Posted by datruthsucks on Jan-09-2007 17:34:

i will buy this!

Posted by Simon on Jan-11-2007 15:01:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YGbMZ6EC0f0