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Posted by BTG on Jan-05-2007 03:42:

My Pants Are A ****ing Mess

everytime i wear these pants, they get sauce all over them...

i wore them a few weeks ago, dropped a chicken wing or somthing.

wore them lastnight, ravioli, and now, chilli. (yes i ware the same pants 2 days in a row).

but its just these pants! i hate these pants.

/end

Posted by bas on Jan-05-2007 03:44:

You should probably become a less messy eater. Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

Posted by idoru on Jan-05-2007 03:44:

I bought a Love Parade SF t-shirt from backstock at Love Fest this year. I love the shirt, but every time I wear it, I spill some sort of sauce on it. I don't really wear it anymore because of that.

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-05-2007 03:47:

Every time I wear a white shirt, I invariably eat pasta with marinara sauce. CAN I NOT JUST OWN A DECENT WHITE SHIRT ANYMORE YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPAGHETTI?!?!

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-05-2007 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
You should probably become a less messy eater. Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

LOL. I took your advice and watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. The pants episode I LOL'd at so hard.

Posted by bas on Jan-05-2007 03:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
LOL. I took your advice and watched some Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. The pants episode I LOL'd at so hard.
That one was soooo funny

Posted by Abercrombie on Jan-05-2007 04:22:

Wear a skirt. problem solved.

Posted by FuzzyChicken on Jan-05-2007 05:07:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
Studies show that 90% of people that don't spill food on their laps have a higher chance of not getting food stains on them.

I lol'd at that.

*Side Note* Whats with all those lame studies that just prove common knowledge. Like eating vegetables proves to help fight against cancer. If you eat a balanced diet your good to go. Stupid studies.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jan-05-2007 05:10:

pants are trouble!

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-05-2007 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
pants are trouble!

Hmmm. Will this be your strategy in the next round of the WhoreOff? No pants?

Posted by Orbital32 on Jan-05-2007 14:12:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I bought a Love Parade SF t-shirt from backstock at Love Fest this year. I love the shirt, but every time I wear it, I spill some sort of sauce on it. I don't really wear it anymore because of that.

I have to say the SF Loveparade shirts are the most comfortable shirts ever! whatever its made of...its great!

Posted by denys envy on Jan-05-2007 15:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
I have to say the SF Loveparade shirts are the most comfortable shirts ever! whatever its made of...its great!

...fermented semen...

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-05-2007 17:04:

quote:
Originally posted by FuzzyChicken
*Side Note* Whats with all those lame studies that just prove common knowledge. Like eating vegetables proves to help fight against cancer. If you eat a balanced diet your good to go. Stupid studies.

Studies show that 80% of the population needs studies to show them what the other 20% knows to be common sense.

Posted by RickyM on Jan-05-2007 17:12:

Do you shit your pants too?

Posted by bas on Jan-05-2007 17:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
I have to say the SF Loveparade shirts are the most comfortable shirts ever! whatever its made of...its great!
Cotton?

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-05-2007 18:06:

I learned to eat without making a mess when I was about 2.

Posted by BTG on Jan-05-2007 23:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
I learned to eat without making a mess when I was about 2.

Then you sir, are clearly a god among men.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-05-2007 23:37:

Yes. Yes I am.

Posted by HaeD on Jan-05-2007 23:56:

Did u just said u were a god 2 time?