lusers, beware! the most dangerous virus ever!

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Posted by whiskers on Mar-28-2002 00:51:

lusers, beware! the most dangerous virus ever!

sorry for posting this spam i got in my email, but it's hella funny!

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever! This virus was
discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee and no vaccine has yet been
developed.
This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title "A Card for You".
As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened, the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk.
Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself. So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it!! Even if you know the sender!!!

Please pass this mail to all of your friends.
Forward this to everyone in your address book. I'm sure most people, like myself, would rather receive this 25 times than not at all.
Also: Intel announced that a new and very destructive virus was
discovered recently. If you receive an email called "An Internet Flower For You", Do not open it!! Delete it right away! This virus removes all dynamic link libraries (.DLL files) from your computer. Your computer will not be able to boot up!!

this should go with that "is your son a hacker?" thread.
haha, i wish it was about a virus that corrupts your sound card! that would give us all a scare!

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-28-2002 01:06:

I heard of 2 "really dangerous viruses" First spins up your HD and then lands HDD "reading head"(??) on it surface, so the whole HD is wasted. Second makes yor monitor tp blink some "specific" way - so you go crazy, or blind...whatever

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-28-2002 01:33:

Viruses you NEVER want your computer to get:
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 500MB hard drive DESKTOP suddenly shrinks to Notebook computer size, then slowly begins expanding back to a desktop unit.
MCI VIRUS: Every four minutes it autodials all your friends and relatives and pesters them to switch, and gives them YOUR name, as reference.
PRO CHOICE VIRUS: Overwrites all files, in every State but remains personally opposed to it's own behaviour. Destroys all files from 1 day to 9 months even if the only reason is sector selection. It won't encourage you to consult your mother (board), and demands more and more funding.
ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Draws attention to itself by showing high resolution graphics on the monitor, then quits, restarts and self destructs.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: The so-called terminator virus will come and go, leaving the message that "it will be back". Only defense against this virus is through it's female adapter, but then you run the risk of the dreaded Kennedy Viruses.
CLINTON VIRUS: Makes your system do the opposite of what it prompts. Can only be removed when you hold it under white-water. Tries to remove itself by turning your printer into a shredder. If it prompts you for the Clinton-defense-virus, DON'T BELIEVE IT.
Use your virus scanner & don't let any of these Viruses happen to your PC!

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-28-2002 06:15:

LoL, at Cosmos Viruses! Arnold Virus is the best.