Fleshlight makes me want to kill myself

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Posted by Akridrot on Jan-07-2007 21:56:

Fleshlight makes me want to kill myself

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-07-2007 21:58:

This guy needs someone like me to ridicule his small-penised loserness. He's practically begging for it.

Posted by Ivand on Jan-07-2007 21:58:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
This guy needs someone like me to ridicule his small-penised loserness. He's practically begging for it.

we need the link to that post now

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-07-2007 21:59:

Posted by Ivand on Jan-07-2007 22:00:

http://www.fleshlight.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3135

Posted by Allied Nations on Jan-07-2007 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
This guy needs someone like me to ridicule his small-penised loserness. He's practically begging for it.

make him ur bitch

Posted by Akridrot on Jan-07-2007 22:00:

What's great about this is that people will either call it one of the most depressing things they've ever read in their life or the funniest. For me, it's a real picker-upper. Thank god I'm not that guy!

Posted by Arbiter on Jan-07-2007 22:01:

Considering he appears to have signed up with the name big_loser specifically to post that story, I'm going to go ahead and say it's quite probably a troll job with little or no basis in reality.

An above average one, though.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-07-2007 22:01:

what drives people to declare their fat tiny-dickness to the world though?

Posted by Marc Summers on Jan-07-2007 22:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Akridrot
What's great about this is that people will either call it one of the most depressing things they've ever read in their life or the funniest. For me, it's a real picker-upper. Thank god I'm not that guy!

Maybe he's dead right now

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-07-2007 22:04:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
what drives people to declare their fat tiny-dickness to the world though?

Their desire to be ridiculed. Duh. I think it's called masochism.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-07-2007 22:09:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
what drives people to declare their fat tiny-dickness to the world though?

It's clearly somebody just taking the piss.

As Arbiter said, it's an above average troll job, but only because he seems to have convinced everyone on that board of his genuineness. It's really no surprise people there would believe that though - on an internet forum dedicated to the discussion of mechanical masturbation, most of the people there can probably very much relate to his tale of woe as they themselves are/have been in similar circumstances.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-07-2007 22:20:

Brisquet.

Posted by Ivand on Jan-07-2007 22:45:

I think the pumping forum are worst than those

Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 01:42:

From the same thread....

"For every thirty pounds you lose I think you gain an inch in penis length as your fat pad decreases."

I weigh about 155 pounds (70kg). I have just decided to lose 60 pounds and begin my career in the pr0n industry.

Possible names:

Doctor Payne

York Hunt

Tad Lohnger

Richard Thicke

Posted by Inertia on Jan-08-2007 02:12:

lol...

Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-08-2007 02:16:

obvious troll.

Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 02:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Fast Turtle
obvious troll.

No disrespect Fast Turtle, but it is entirely possible that the post is for real. Most likely it's not, but nothing in it is all that rare. Not the obesity, or the small penis size, or the selfloathing.

I'm jus sayin'.

Posted by bas on Jan-08-2007 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Ed G
No disrespect Fast Turtle, but it is entirely possible that the post is for real. Most likely it's not, but nothing in it is all that rare. Not the obesity, or the small penis size, or the selfloathing.

I'm jus sayin'.

I think he was referring to you

Posted by Ed G on Jan-08-2007 02:38:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I think he was referring to you

Oh.

Nevermind.

Posted by Space Marine on Jan-08-2007 02:56:

At first i was like wtf is a fleshlight.

Thennnn i was like ooooooH ooooh. I see.

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-08-2007 03:15:

'the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk!?!!?

Posted by tubularbills on Jan-08-2007 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Space_Marine
At first i was like wtf is a fleshlight.

Thennnn i was like ooooooH ooooh. I see.

***awkward***

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-08-2007 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
make ham ur bitch

fatties lol.