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The Seven Habits of People Who Look Cool
After reading the seven habits of successful people, and thinking to myself that I am quite successful at looking cool, i decided to combine the two ideas and right down the seven habits of people who look cool.
1) Use a Hair Gel with an alcohol content lower that 35% so as not to dry out your hair.
2) Keep Toe Nails trimmed at all times(you never know when someone famous with a deep running love of toes may come up)
3) To cut down on the cost of laundry, wear your socks unmatched. Then wear the same socks two days in a row, and when someone asks tell them that was the other parts of the pair that you had on.
4) When greasing the bouncers at the comfort zone, fold the five dollar bill three times, sometimes it confuses them and you get in with only a five dollar grease.
5) Only date women who have strict personal grooming standards(deoderant is non negotiable)
6) Cars are a bonus, bicycles and shopping wagons are necessities.
7) Don't put all your stock into the grocery store having brown eggs, sometimes they are sold out.
*Feel free to add your personal successful tips.
8. Repition of the phrase "you look cool", an example of this in everyday life would be, "brushing my teeth, lookin cool, closing the door, looking cool, tieing the knot, looking cool, winning the scrabble game, looking cool."
...but be sure to use your inside speaking voice, otherwise the likihood of you getting a time out from the teacher are fairly high.
Even without the above habits, if you are a fan of the Maple Leafs, you are automatically cool.
But nothing's cooler that a good pillow fight with Irishaddict. <-- that's like... beyond cool.
pillow fights ARE definitly fun!
9. Don't drink 3 or more different types of alcohol in one night, this will cause a hangover to boot!
If you feel that your popularity and status of cool is not going over well with the public, try a publicity stunt.
Two very popular ones for male and female are:
I failed all of those habits.
10. Be me
Re: The Seven Habits of People Who Look Cool
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| Originally posted by shanny Today 04:12 |
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| Originally posted by English Rachel 10. Do me |
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| Originally posted by English Rachel 10. Bite me |
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| Originally posted by Zeidoo if you are a fan of the Maple Leafs, you are automatically cool. |
hihihi
U should add (whatever number):
Never wear underwear - u'll always be comfortable and at ease
No.
1) You buy 5 skincare products for shaving (your face ):
i) Almond shaving cream from Crabtree & Evelyn. Lather this on because the next shaving cream doesn't lather.
ii) Shaving Cream from MAC. It leaves that minty, tingly sensation, especially when combined with (i).
iii) After shaving with a Mach3 Turbo (the one that buzzes), apply Biotherm for Men's Active Shave Repair for sensitive skin. This product was discontinued in North America, but the replacement sucks so you have to continue to import it from France, where it is still in circulation. Lucky French bastards.
iv) Apply Biotherm for Men's Aquapower (green stuff) to rehydrate your skin.
v) Apply MAC's Studio Moisture Fix Cream (in a flat, round container, NOT IN A TUBE).
The above steps came after a decade of research of the best products out there. Follow these steps and you will have reached an elevated status of cool, not that cheap, low-level stuff that reject shanny is talking about. Seriously, I can't keep the women's lips off my face. I have to shut my door at work and escape through the air conditioning vents for lunch.
this is gold shanny someone needs to follow you around and take notes .... do you knwo how manny uncool people you could help
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| Originally posted by Djsketchbag this is gold shanny someone needs to follow you around and take notes .... do you knwo how manny uncool people you could help |
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| Originally posted by shanny My goal is 11.4 per day, that way I figure I can do 342 in a month, unless of course there are 31 days in that particular month, and then i could do 353.4 in that month, or if it was february i could do 329.2, or if it was a leap year then 340.6. Either way, I'll be helping people. |
Unaturally white teeth seems to be all the rage these days...so get yourself some Crest whitestrips.
Really cool would be posting under your friends TA account when they
forget to sign out...
Extra points for having spelling mistakes in the posts.. 
1 million bonus points would have been added if you had made some rEdiculous claim...
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| Originally posted by fayraree No. 1) You buy 5 skincare products for shaving (your face ):i) Almond shaving cream from Crabtree & Evelyn. Lather this on because the next shaving cream doesn't lather. ii) Shaving Cream from MAC. It leaves that minty, tingly sensation, especially when combined with (i). iii) After shaving with a Mach3 Turbo (the one that buzzes), apply Biotherm for Men's Active Shave Repair for sensitive skin. This product was discontinued in North America, but the replacement sucks so you have to continue to import it from France, where it is still in circulation. Lucky French bastards. iv) Apply Biotherm for Men's Aquapower (green stuff) to rehydrate your skin. v) Apply MAC's Studio Moisture Fix Cream (in a flat, round container, NOT IN A TUBE). The above steps came after a decade of research of the best products out there. Follow these steps and you will have reached an elevated status of cool, not that cheap, low-level stuff that reject shanny is talking about. Seriously, I can't keep the women's lips off my face. I have to shut my door at work and escape through the air conditioning vents for lunch. |
I love this thread!! keep it goin bitches
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| Originally posted by She_Fitz Really cool would be posting under your friends TA account when they forget to sign out... |
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