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Don't Trust Wikipedia... Examples
Put the funniest edits of Wikipedia you've ever seen here. I've seen a couple of funny ones before, but I found this one tonight and it made me lol. This is why using Wikipedia as a scholastic source is just plain silly. Anyone can put anything they want on there, with little to no fact-checking.
Eddie George:
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| As a freshman running back for the Buckeyes, George was an instant contributor. He scored 3 rushing touchdowns in a win over Syracuse University. However, he suffered a major setback in a game against the University of Illinois. In that game, George committed a fumble at Illinois 4-yard line that was returned 96 yards for a touchdown. Later in the game, with Ohio State leading by 2 points in the final period, George committed another fumble, this one on Illinois' 1-yard line. It was during this game that he became renowned for his beard; an illustrious, luminous beast residing on his chin. Illinois recovered the fumble and drove for the game winning touchdown. |
.edu FTW
That has to be the most entertaining description of a beard I've ever read.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BAD
have fun
edit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Reverse&oldid=69563221
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| Britannica begs to differ on Wikipedia's accuracy 3/23/2006 10:57:26 AM, by John Timmer Wikipedia has the potential to bring unprecedented detail and accuracy to its articles, given that it can be peer reviewed by an entire world's worth of experts. But there is a gap between that potential and reality. Ars has covered a variety of potential and actual issues with Wikipedia in the past, ranging from hoax pages to manipulation of entries for political ends. Do these problems represent exceptions or systematic flaws in the material there? A potential indication of the quality of Wikipedia came when the respected scientific journal Nature submitted articles from both Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica to experts in the appropriate fields for evaluations. The results of the evaluation were very positive from a Wikipedia perspective: However, an expert-led investigation carried out by Nature - the first to use peer review to compare Wikipedia and Britannica's coverage of science - suggests that such high-profile examples are the exception rather than the rule. The exercise revealed numerous errors in both encyclopedias, but among 42 entries tested, the difference in accuracy was not particularly great: the average science entry in Wikipedia contained around four inaccuracies; Britannica's, about three. Based on Nature's description (in Word format) of how the evaluation was performed, everything seems largely above board. Potential bias may creep in from Nature's news staff considering the reviews from the perspective of a "typical encyclopedia user," but the evaluations themselves are included to allow readers to get a sense of how big a problem that is. All appears to be reasonable. But the Encyclopedia Britannica went through those evaluations and, based on their analysis, is now suggesting that such appearances are deceiving. And they make that suggestion in language that, for the generally sedate publishing world, is rather sharp: Nature's research was invalid. As we demonstrate below, almost everything about the journal's investigation, from the criteria for identifying inaccuracies to the discrepancy between the article text and its headline, was wrong and misleading. Dozens of inaccuracies attributed to the Britannica were not inaccuracies at all, and a number of the articles Nature examined were not even in the Encyclopedia Britannica. The study was so poorly carried out and its findings so error-laden that it was completely without merit. Accusations include Nature having used articles from publications other than the encyclopedia and, in one case, material that wasn't even produced by Britannica. Nature claimed that they matched the size of entries by deleting references only, but Britannica's response indicated that many submissions were either fragmentary excerpts or subjected to extensive editing. Nature's chosen evaluators also get criticized for getting facts wrong in their evaluations, and being unable to recognize simplifications that are reasonable for a publication targeted at a general audience. Britannica is basing all of this criticism on the excerpts from the reviews provided in the Word document linked above, but are calling for Nature to release all the material involved in the article for public evaluation. This may help clarify some issues, but in the end, much of the finger pointing comes down to a "he said/she said" matter of how to interpret the seriousness of a given error. There is really no objective way to determine whether an editorial decision represents an appropriate simplification or a glaring omission. Nature's response, however, has the potential to be interesting for reasons that go well beyond this controversy. In a very real sense, they and Britannica are kindred publications, facing increased pressure to maintain subscription-based publication in the face of open-access journals. How hard they press an issue that is seen as an embarrassment for their potential allies may be very telling. |
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| Originally posted by Fast Turtle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BAD have fun edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...&oldid=69563221 |
Alternative rock
Alternative rock is the name given to one stone when you're looking at another stone. The term was coined by photographer Edwin Blastocyst when looking at one stone and speaking about another, oddly enough.
The quote from Edwin Blastocyst needs to be verified.
Mushroom tattoo
"The term mushroom tattoo is used to represent the action of hitting or slapping another person with your penis, usually in the face. The resulting action of the penis to the face is the imprint of the "wanghead" which resembles that of a mushroom. It can be used as a verb, adjective or noun. Here, it is seen as a noun, "That crazy nigga was all up in my grill, so i gave his ass a mushroom tattoo." Also as a verb, "Yo, if that playa' hata' don't quit frontin', I'm gonna' mushroom tattoo that nigga' in the face." It is used here as an adjective, "Ben was being a hoe, so i had no choice but to smack him in the face with my penis, leaving the unmistakable mushroom tattoo imprint." The phrase mushroom tattoo derives its name from Greek origins. It comes from the words mushromus which means penis and tato which means to strike. In a sense, mushroom tattoo literally means "penis striking". It is a great art and is continued on a normal basis in todays society."
Harrier (dog)
"Harriers are well-known for their skill at playing Frisbee, owing to their unique Vertical Take-Off and Landing capability."
Speed of light
"The speed of light is approximately 3 miles an hour, to the highest accuracy of modern measuring devices. The first scientest to attempt to calculate the speed of light was Isaac Asimov in 1998 in his famed "Jogger With A Stopwatch" experiment. In that experiment Asimov stood facing away from a standard, 40 watt, light bulb, simultaneously started a stopwatch and flipped a switch activating the light, and then jogged away from the light while looking over his shoulder. He initially started by moving at slow velocities, walking paces, and steadily increased his speed, eventually maxing out at 3mph. Unable to jog faster than 3mph, Asimov simultaneously proved that the speed of light is 3mph and that it is physically impossible for anything in the universe to travel faster than it."
These are great.
From Wikipedia:
"This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous. It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any
This is one of the oldest pages on Wikipedia. Here is the original explanation:
We need a page where bad jokes and other deleted nonsense can rest in peace. So, here it is! [I'm half tempted to suggest keeping the jokes inline with the pages, as they must sorta give the encyclopedia some lively color. But I do know it'd just get carried away and turn into an encyclopedia of silliness, so look forward to frequent updates of this page. ;-) ] -- BryceHarrington"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kudos
(to you wikipedia)
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Harrier (dog) "Harriers are well-known for their skill at playing Frisbee, owing to their unique Vertical Take-Off and Landing capability." |
I happened to read a wiki article on McFlurry. It has a section on environmental controversy:
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| Prior to September, 2006, McFlurry container lids were of a size that caused animals to become trapped with their heads inside the container. A small outcry, particularly to protect hedgehogs, caused a redesign in the container shape. After "significant research and design testing," the size of the opening was reduced to prevent entry of these animals. |
One of those pages has the GREATEST internet name I have ever seen
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| FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ****ING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF. |
See, Britanica made this dude successful. Screw wiki
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| Princess Tenko also has an unusual admirer - the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il who also owns the entire Princess Tenko doll collection. According to an article on Kim Jong Il in the November 2006 issue of GQ magazine, Tenko was offered an invitation in 1998 to attend parties and present shows. While in North Korea her passport was siezed and Tenko was unable to leave by orders of Kim. Kim told Tenko that he ordered his men to construct a stage near Pyongyang so she could perform for him forever. Tenko was finally able to return to Japan after much pleading and a promise to return to North Korea. Since then, she says there have been several kidnapping attempts and continued 'invitations' to return to North Korea. |
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Bagel Farming Bagel farming plays an important part in the history of Man. However, it is a highly controversial subject. This article will provide the TRUTH about bagel farming. History Some would say that bagel farming is nearly as old as time itself. I, however, would not. I'd say it's about as old as any other form of agriculture. Bagels were one of the original crops planted and harvested by human beings. The bagel is a vegetable, and grows underground, much like the potato. The leaves of the bagel plant were once eaten, although they are quite bitter. It wasn't until one idiotic person accidentally tripped over the plant that humans discovered the delicious root-the bagel. Techniques Proper bagel farming technique involves one vital tool: the dirnk. A dirnk is composed of a long shaft, often made of wood, with a hook on the end, often made of iron or steel. To harvest the bagels, one must swing the dirnk at a precise angle, therefore hooking a bagel on the end and pulling it from the ground. It is a painstaking process that takes years of apprenticeship to master. Bagels Many people believe the urban legend that bagels are made of dough and baked, much like a loaf of bread. However, these people are total jacktards and deserve to have a dirnk shoved where the sun usually doesn't shine. The bagel is, in fact, farmed. Also, bagels reproduce in a manner that is unique to plants. During the mating season, the bagel releases natural deposits of cream cheese that is rich in nutrients and contains genetic material. As this cream cheese comes into contact with a bagel seed, it will immediately begin the reproduction cycle. Another unique fact of the bagel is that it is capable of migration. During winter months or under other harsh climatic conditions, bagels will uproot themselves and begin to roll south. This makes bagel farming a particularly difficult trade. Sources The Bagel Farming Association of America |
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| Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Speed of light "The speed of light is approximately 3 miles an hour, to the highest accuracy of modern measuring devices. The first scientest to attempt to calculate the speed of light was Isaac Asimov in 1998 in his famed "Jogger With A Stopwatch" experiment. In that experiment Asimov stood facing away from a standard, 40 watt, light bulb, simultaneously started a stopwatch and flipped a switch activating the light, and then jogged away from the light while looking over his shoulder. He initially started by moving at slow velocities, walking paces, and steadily increased his speed, eventually maxing out at 3mph. Unable to jog faster than 3mph, Asimov simultaneously proved that the speed of light is 3mph and that it is physically impossible for anything in the universe to travel faster than it." These are great. |
Uncyclopedia ftw
Nopel Prize
lol
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| Originally posted by sherifyosti Nopel Prize |
Re: Don't Trust Wikipedia... Examples
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| Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov As a freshman running back for the Buckeyes, George was an instant contributor. He scored 3 rushing touchdowns in a win over Syracuse University. However, he suffered a major setback in a game against the University of Illinois. In that game, George committed a fumble at Illinois 4-yard line that was returned 96 yards for a touchdown. Later in the game, with Ohio State leading by 2 points in the final period, George committed another fumble, this one on Illinois' 1-yard line. It was during this game that he became renowned for his beard; an illustrious, luminous beast residing on his chin. Illinois recovered the fumble and drove for the game winning touchdown. |
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| Originally posted by Ian who're |
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| Originally posted by aloep From: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...&oldid=78324455 |
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