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Suck a bag of dicks
So the other day I was at The Vanguard waiting in line to get my ticket to go inside. The line was ridiculously long, like all up in the parking lot, we were standing out there for like 20 or 30 mins in the fucking COLD! I'm talking 35F (cold by LA standards 
). Anyway, eventually I see some of my buddies that are playing in one of the rooms and see if they can just get me to the front so Bunny and I can go inside. Sure no problem, because they like me. I go to the front, cutting in front of A LOT of people, and I hear someone say, "hey fuck you man! Why don't you suck a bag of dicks!"
It was extra funny because I had just seen Louis C.K.'s stand-up and someone said that to him. Oohh man, here's the excerpt that made me lol extra hard...
"Suck a bag of dicks? What? What does that even mean? I wanted to catch up to the guy so I could talk to him and find out how exactly I'm supposed to do that. I mean what does a bag of dicks look like? Is it a ziploc baggie with a bunch of dicks stuffed in there like chicken? Or is it a big brown paper bag with dicks sticking out the top like baguettes? Am I actually supposed to suck all the dicks or just suck on the bag itself? And if I have to suck on the dicks to I have to make them all cum?"
Oh fuck it was funny.
that is a bunch of dicks... you better start early
Guess you had to be there, eh Bas? 
j/k...bags of dicks are funny. I'ma use that one!
Yeah after rereading that story, it's not very funny. Damn, I lost it last night when that guy said it to me. It was even funnier because as I was laughing at such a ridiculous comment, he just stared at me...hating...not understanding why I wasn't more insulted by what he said. And on top of that he had to wait outside another 30 mins. lol
ive heard "drink a big bucket of horse dick" 
This story has a funniness of 7/10.
4/10
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| Originally posted by EXTREMUM 4/10 |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas Well Jenny and Tricia laughed, so fuck you budday! |
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| Originally posted by EXTREMUM Actually, I was rating the comma joke. |
My friend used to tell me that he was gonna throw a bag of assholes at me.
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| Originally posted by dj_bas Oh. Well it wasn't really a joke. But look, you're getting the hang of those pesky commas now |
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| Originally posted by Protege My friend used to tell me that he was gonna throw a bag of assholes at me. |
COMMA FIGHT!!!!
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| Originally posted by Frenchie COMMA FIGHT!!!! |
This thread owns now. Good work, Bas!
Now? Fuck, off
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| Originally posted by dj_bas Now? Fuck, off |
I,love,commas.
eat a bag of dicks, isn't that what Dane Cook says ? anyway its old
4/10 as well
Re: Suck a bag of dicks
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| Originally posted by dj_bas "Suck a bag of dicks? What? What does that even mean? I wanted to catch up to the guy so I could talk to him and find out how exactly I'm supposed to do that. I mean what does a bag of dicks look like? Is it a ziploc baggie with a bunch of dicks stuffed in there like chicken? Or is it a big brown paper bag with dicks sticking out the top like baguettes? Am I actually supposed to suck all the dicks or just suck on the bag itself? And if I have to suck on the dicks to I have to make them all cum?" |
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| Originally posted by stren eat a bag of dicks, isn't that what Dane Cook says ? anyway its old 4/10 as well |
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| Originally posted by Frenchie I,love,commas. |
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| Originally posted by EXTREMUM You're a prankster's tourist. |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas If so then I'm pretty sure that Dane Cook stole it from Louis C.K., he's way waaayy waaaayyy funnier than Dane Cook. |
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