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Crazy Thoughts

You know, the ones where you're driving along and you visualize running grandma down for 10 points.
I had one as I was lifegaurding the other day...an innocent swimmer was doing the back-stroke in one of the lanes and I vividly pictured doing a cannon ball; landing on her.
Perhaps lifegaurding is one of the most boring jobs in the world and caused me to have these images, either way I l'd ol'd.

Share your crazy thoughts:

Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

That's a great fucking way to get out of designated driving! I'm using it next time it comes up, I'll get a really sombre look on my face and repeat what you wrote. Thanks man!!

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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.

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Originally posted by Omega_M Crazy thoughts of killing yourself, eh ? You need therapy.

Well I don't think about intentionally doing it, I should have rephrased. I imagine it happening, but by accident. As in, what would it be like if my car flipped and hitted the wall

I know I said it was weird

as much as it would hurt

i'd always imagine what it'd feel like if a pro-athlete substituted the ball for your head

example - golf club to your face while laying there with your chin on the tee or laying on the floor while Mia Hamm one times a soccer ball to your face (same with hockey puck)

yea i know

i may yet do this.

but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke, or something of the sort. but i think E would be the best. just sit there and your coworkers would be like WTF when you ask them for a massage. I dunno, it's more of like a "i wonder what if..." thing.

most of the time i think about my eighth grade science teacher wearing a leather mask and taking it forcibly up the star chamber, stuff like that.

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Originally posted by Aristronica but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke,

Not that great

I oftentimes worry about my prostate.

I must admit whenever I look out of a high rise, I wonder how it would feel like to take a jump.
And then I wonder...

I wonder why, I wonder why,
I wonder why I wonder;
I wonder why, I wonder why,
I wonder why I wonder.

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Originally posted by dj_bas Not that great

yeah i keep thinking i'd be all edgy cuz i wouldn't want them to know and get fired. so it'd probably ruin the roll.

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Originally posted by RJT I oftentimes worry about my prostate.

fuck that, the colon.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i may yet do this. but i imagine what it'd be like if i came to work, say, on E, or coke, or something of the sort. but i think E would be the best.

A few years ago at my place a whole team was made redundant there was quite a few drug users on the team. On their last day two of the lads took a pill each during their lunch hour. Hilarious stuff.

I think really weird thoughts about strangers. Especially if I see some geeky fat guy, I�ll think to myself, �I wonder when or if he lost his virginity�. Or I�ll think about each person�s past. Like I�ll just stop and observe my surroundings and realize how there are so many people in this world and how unique everyone�s life experiences are. Like I�m just surrounded by memories of everyone as if it�s energy�like everyone�s thoughts going through their minds and what they�re all thinking about.

And also, I always laugh to myself at the thought of everyone walking around naked. Like I�ll just picture everyone naked as they go about their business. haha I do that often actually.

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Originally posted by Slylee And also, I always laugh to myself at the thought of everyone walking around naked. Like I�ll just picture everyone naked as they go about their business. haha I do that often actually.

Kinky Is that why you don't want to be my friend anymore

when i am driving on the highway during a long trip, with no cars in front or behind me, i am thinking about this ..................

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Originally posted by dj_bas Sometimes I'll be driving down the freeway pretty fast (like 80 or 90 mph), and I get the sudden urge to just spin my car totally out of control. Flip it over, run into the center divider and stuff...really weird

I do the same thing. The wondering what it would be like part ... not actually thinking of doing it of course.

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Originally posted by UWM I do the same thing. The wondering what it would be like part ... not actually thinking of doing it of course.

Does this mean we're connected? Not like gay connected in the ass connected, more like Indian connected via some kind of animal spirit connected.

Definitely animal spirit connected.

Sometimes when I am having sex with a girl from behind, I get this sudden urge to pull out and do an elbow drop on her back. Then I realise I should be concentrating on what I am doing and go back to my business. I am in control. I have the power.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Sometimes when I am having sex with a girl from behind, I get this sudden urge to pull out and do an elbow drop on her back. Then I realise I should be concentrating on what I am doing and go back to my business. I am in control. I have the power.

HAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by Slylee I think really weird thoughts about strangers. Especially if I see some geeky fat guy, I�ll think to myself, �I wonder when or if he lost his virginity�. Or I�ll think about each person�s past. Like I�ll just stop and observe my surroundings and realize how there are so many people in this world and how unique everyone�s life experiences are. Like I�m just surrounded by memories of everyone as if it�s energy�like everyone�s thoughts going through their minds and what they�re all thinking about. And also, I always laugh to myself at the thought of everyone walking around naked. Like I�ll just picture everyone naked as they go about their business. haha I do that often actually.

Hah, I do the same all the time. When I was younger, I'd wonder what it would be like if I could see a halo over everyone's heads indicating whether they had had sex I think of people naked as it makes me realise how flawed my perceptions can be though

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Originally posted by UWM I do the same thing. The wondering what it would be like part ... not actually thinking of doing it of course.

+1
Or I'll imagine driving head on into someone...especially a big truck, knowing people have actually experienced that feeling, whether they lived through it or not.

HA! So I'm not so crazy

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