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Posted by trancearmada on Mar-30-2002 05:33:

NOW THAT's LIFE!

Got this in an email from a friend, thought I would share it!

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What's that, a bonus?!? ??
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way.
Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too
healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch, a luxury car, a big house on the hills, all on your first day.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement
which starts in college. You drink alcohol, you party hard, and you get
ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last
9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on
tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! .."
--------------------------NOW THATS LIFE------------------------------

Posted by Rustang! on Mar-30-2002 07:10:

lmao!
that's the funniest thing i've seen all week!
thanx bro, u just made my day.

Posted by OrZonE on Mar-30-2002 07:38:

Home a little early aren't we . That's funny as hell though "...then you finish off as an orgasm" lmao!

Posted by trancearmada on Mar-30-2002 07:38:

np, that's why u don't see me post too often in this part of the forum, cause I don't post shit like some other ppl!

Posted by whiskers on Mar-31-2002 00:47:

hahaha! LMAO.

on the other hand, just imagine how it would feel getting stupider all the time...

Posted by trancearmada on Mar-31-2002 01:09:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
hahaha! LMAO.

on the other hand, just imagine how it would feel getting stupider all the time...

yeah but the more stupid you get the less responsibilities you have, cause you become a kid again

Posted by Fir3start3r on Mar-31-2002 01:13:

I believe that's a George Carlin quote...

Posted by whiskers on Mar-31-2002 04:15:

quote:
Originally posted by trancearmada

yeah but the more stupid you get the less responsibilities you have, cause you become a kid again

on the other hand you are loosing interest in older women...

and here's a bonus: you know exactly when you're gonna die! er, i mean you know when you will be born... wait, i lost myself...

let me rephrase that--> you know exactly when you will leave this world! there we go!

p.s. and here's another bonus: you can flunk EVERY SINGLE subject in school! wait, if you're living backwards, then why the hell do you need to go to school at all??? PAAAARTAAAAY!!!

Posted by Cosmo on Mar-31-2002 21:41:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=14471

And as it was mentioned there, it wouldn't be YOUR orgasm

Posted by Nightmonger on Apr-04-2002 17:21:

lmao! Funny!

Posted by ExOn on Apr-04-2002 17:28:

Lol! I wouldn't mind that at all

Posted by Sadmafioso on Apr-04-2002 19:18:

yo RUSTANG! i had to tell you: I LOVE YOUR PACK OF CIGARETTES!!!
MAN THATS A NICE BUTT!!!!

Posted by NY1004 on Apr-05-2002 07:09:

Haha yea I remember reading that before. Itsd funny and yet I wish it were true.

Posted by Gucio on Apr-05-2002 12:23:

Life would be kick ass if shit was like that

Love the cigarette pack

Posted by Spyder on Apr-06-2002 04:08:

HEHEEH can i have a life like htat.. i'm willing to pay all da money i got when i was a kid.. lol .10 cents heheh

i want it.. hehe too much thoe

Posted by Lazgti on Apr-06-2002 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Jpx
yo RUSTANG! i had to tell you: I LOVE YOUR PACK OF CIGARETTES!!!
MAN THATS A NICE BUTT!!!!

I am glad I am not the only one who feels that way! Hehehe!

Rustang where ya been dude...haven't seen the legendary sig in such a long time around here...

Posted by Yoepus on Apr-07-2002 04:52:

Re: NOW THAT's LIFE!

quote:
Originally posted by trancearmada
Got this in an email from a friend, thought I would share it!

--------------------------NOW THATS LIFE------------------------------

This poses a great question in this theory of life, what would happen if you commit suicide? Do you still die as an orgasm?

Yoepus
Help stop rape, say yes.