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will not fap for 45 day v.2.0

So here is the thing.Everynight i go to bed with a warm loving girl that i can't sleep with yet(until march)due to some health reasons.I have told myself that i will not masturbate until that day to make her pay for being so fucking desirable.I feel like a starving guy who is at an all you can eat buffet with his mouth sewn shut.I do what i need to to keep he satisfied, the problem with this is i have been starting to get surprise wood for he first time since god knows when.
I must not fap, the motherload must be maintained.Any suggestions on activities to keep my mind off booty, and or techniques other than the waistband tuck to get my little guy calmed down during akward public moments?I tried picturing nou and mellowhead making out but even that doesn't work.Help.
Signed
Bowling ball nuts

inb4daseinfeld

Umm, good luck is all that can be said, really. I bet you make it another two weeks, at best.

ANF seriously dude. let it go.

ANF, you are safe when you are awake. But you aren't safe in your dreams!

I'll give you 3 weeks before you have sticky boxers when you wake up. it doesn't mean you failed, though.

u can snap pics of urself getting bj's?

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Originally posted by medinaM5 u can snap pics of urself getting bj's?

Oh dear...

fapping will probly take your mind off it

lol...i can't even get a bj.
45 days until my infected mushroom cant infect others.
seriously, i can last...i just need to find something to do with all this extra energy.I think if i make it i might be in for the best load of my life...be supportive help me do this lol...must not fail.
I've eaten so much pussy lately i'm starting to feel chinese

How exactly does abstaining from masturbation "make her pay?"

I'm never going to be able to listen to Infected Mushroom from now on without thinking of that post. Thanks.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 45 days until my infected mushroom cant infect others.

you should probably get that checked out

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Originally posted by Enigmatic XTC you should probably get that checked out

Umm, I'm assuming that he wouldn't know that it is unusable for 45 days if he hadn't had it checked out.

I'm more concerned about how the mushroom got infected....

ok, make her pay was a bad choice of words...all i meant is i get her off and right now she cant get me off.Don't you think after a prolonged perod of abstinence the sex will be off the hook?
And i've already gotten the penor checked out.We both got shots, they take awhile to work.
I've already had her enable parental controls on our connection so no access to fap sites....gotta do it.


and yes marc wet dreams dont count


aquila that story isnt for the cor

Take up golf. Playing such a boring sport will surely dull any urge to do anything.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Take up golf. Playing such a boring sport will surely dull any urge to do anything.

False.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Take up golf. Playing such a boring sport will surely dull any urge to do anything.

golf will only make me thinking of whipping around my extended shaft until it smacks my balls

the plan is to do this.
conviently the period ends on my birthday.A table, some bottles, sasha pumping the mega mix followed by rough prison style sex that leaves us both unable to walk for days.What could be more romantic.

So far i've been hitting the gym...its pretty easy.
I'm just worried about the next few weeks, consideing the girl i'm partenered with at works wears these tight little skirts and fuck me boots everyday.I'm bringing out the stress ball.

Here's a tip - Don't talk about your dick, your sex life, or however many girlfriends you have.

It's getting old.

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