Journey to the centre of the building

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Posted by shanny on Jan-26-2007 18:23:

Journey to the centre of the building

Last night, while doing my mildly strenuous limbering up routine, the timeless classic "journey to the centre of the earth" came on.

After watching it I couldn't help but think, I've been living a lie all these years.

All this time I have been journeying, but for what? I journey here, I journey there, always somewhere, but never to the centre. How could I be so close minded and never realize what was right in front of me the whole time?

So with this new found inspiration, I decided to start my journeying today.

My first obstacle appeared almost immediately when I realized that in the world I live in, journeying to the centre of the earth is quite a bit more impossible than in the movie.
I wasn't about to let that stop me, I just needed to adapt my thinking.

I could still journey to the centre, just of something else.

I decided that I would journey to the centre of my building.

However, this too proved to be difficult.
I started asking around the office, "where is the centre of the building"

One guy said the cafeteria, another guy said 6th floor, one guy said the bathroom for christ sake, but he was just an intern.

The problem was that the centre changed depending on where you started.
If you started at alans office window you got to three steps to the right of the elevator, if you started by becky's cubicle you made it to the fake plant in the hallway.

It seems I am destined for failure whatever I do.

I'm going for lunch.

Posted by TO guy on Jan-26-2007 18:29:

Awesome. Your lunch will soon have journeyed to the centre of your stomach.

Posted by Dennis Hahn on Jan-26-2007 19:00:

Which will consequently journey to the centre of the toilet.

Sorry, I just had Burrito Boyz...

Posted by Cuzo on Jan-26-2007 19:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Dennis Hahn
Which will consequently journey to the centre of the toilet.

Sorry, I just had Burrito Boyz...

Exact same situation here.

I was there at 12, turding by 1:30.

Posted by shanny on Jan-26-2007 19:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Dennis Hahn
Which will consequently journey to the centre of the toilet.

Sorry, I just had Burrito Boyz...

But what if you're in australlia and the water is going the other way?

Posted by 5hiftn6ears on Jan-26-2007 20:15:

I think you're problem is greater than you can imagine my friend. For I believe after repeated nights executing the tilt'o'whirl of destruction, not aware of it's true power, you have spiraled uncontrolably into the center of everything and are actually looking for the way out...I'd start at the photocopy room.

Posted by TheVrk on Jan-26-2007 20:28:

Re: Journey to the centre of the building

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
However, this too proved to be difficult.
I started asking around the office, "where is the centre of the building"

Somewhere between the 17th and 18th floors, thats my guarantee

quote:
But what if you're in australlia and the water is going the other way?

I remember telling you that

Posted by TranceGrooves on Jan-27-2007 00:22:

if you do make it to the centre of the building ... how, in the name of all that is blue and yellow will you ever get back ?!!?

Posted by shanny on Jan-27-2007 01:15:

quote:
Originally posted by 5hiftn6ears
I think you're problem is greater than you can imagine my friend. For I believe after repeated nights executing the tilt'o'whirl of destruction, not aware of it's true power, you have spiraled uncontrolably into the center of everything and are actually looking for the way out...I'd start at the photocopy room.

Steve has unmasked the truth conundrum. Not only did the tilt o whirl leave one man headbutted and me with a badly bruised foot, It has left me searching aimlessly for the centre of the building.

Photocopy room was a no go, turns out its 12 paces of the mark, I did see Frank photocopying his butt to use as valentines cards though.

Posted by exstasie on Jan-27-2007 01:18:

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
Steve has unmasked the truth conundrum. Not only did the tilt o whirl leave one man headbutted and me with a badly bruised foot, It has left me searching aimlessly for the centre of the building.

Photocopy room was a no go, turns out its 12 paces of the mark, I did see Frank photocopying his butt to use as valentines cards though.

Try and see if you can make it to the 17th 1/2 Floor...you might find some strange things there!

Posted by Dennis Hahn on Jan-27-2007 17:53:

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
But what if you're in australlia and the water is going the other way?

I'm not physicist, but I'd say that regardless of the direction that the toilet water goes, it still creates a whirlpool effect thus pushing the matter down in the middle.