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Boner Etiquette
Now here's a subject I've never been to sure about, and as such has always confused the hell out of me when it comes to certain situations. Basically, when is it appropriate to have a boner.
For example, is it OK to rub your boner up against a girl your pulling in a nightclub, I wouldn't do this but know people that do. If your making out on a couch with a date should you hide the boner or make it obvious. Also, being a man you do get morning glory, so is it best to be discrete and control the thing or just throw caution to the wind and walk around with a tent for 10 minutes in front of your girlfriend?
Are there rules for this kind of stuff!?
Depends on how cool you are.
You're putting the boner on a pedestal, man.
lol i dont give a fuck when i wake up, im not waiting for it to go down, i just walk around. she doesnt seem to care.
morning wood.. walk around and be proud
making out .. hide it until you and the chick get it on a few times then screw it
in the club..i dont think i have ever got one in the club (edit titty club yes sir.. just let it ride..let it ride)
when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man|
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| Originally posted by biznology when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
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| Originally posted by grooviebeats morning wood.. walk around and be proud making out .. hide it until you and the chick get it on a few times then screw it in the club..i dont think i have ever got one in the club (edit titty club yes sir.. just let it ride..let it ride) |
Burying a corpse... Watching animals fuck... Changing a baby's diaper etc.
Shit, I still live with parents, so morning wood is NOT cool. Usually I always have a robe near by though anyway since it's fucking cold here.
Either way, if you with a girl though, fuck it, let her know how you feel 
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| Originally posted by biznology when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene You're putting the boner on a pedestal, man. |
You sir, clearly do not have pen0r control.
This is one of the threads everybody thought of doing but nobody was dumb enough to
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| Originally posted by biznology when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
i don't mind setting up my wigwam
a big boner is always good anywhere, anytime - as long as it is put to good use (secretly if necessary)! 
little boner... hide it and keep it hidden until the girl/man loves you.... 
It turns me on if I see a raging boner on my guy 
I like to know that I have him riled up... 
So morning, just pitch it, especially if you have already slept with her. Making out, pitch it ONLY if you have slept with her, or have gotten pretty damn close (pitching it too early might get her thinking all you want is sex). Nightclub... meh it depends. Dating - yes. Not dating? You have to have been grinding with her for a bit, and be into the "groove" where you can tell the girl is turned on too. You know, when she seems all porn star like and seems to be really feeling it. Otherwise, you might scare the girl away.
Anyway, most women aren't afraid/offended by boners... especially if they have any sexual experience. If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether.
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| Originally posted by Theresa It turns me on if I see a raging boner on my guy I like to know that I have him riled up... So morning, just pitch it, especially if you have already slept with her. Making out, pitch it ONLY if you have slept with her, or have gotten pretty damn close (pitching it too early might get her thinking all you want is sex). |
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| Originally posted by grooviebeats thought of more Presidential debate Presentation for work Talent Show Yoga class..hell at the gym period no one wants to see that shit lamas class (it is how you got the chick there in the first place) |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Anyway, most women aren't afraid/offended by boners... especially if they have any sexual experience. If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether. |
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| Originally posted by Theresa If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether. |
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| Originally posted by paranoik0 watching a football match in the pub You mean, in a "OMG NOOO IT'S A PENIS WHAT DO I DO?!?" kind of way? |
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| Originally posted by Theresa Some younger girls think men can control their boners, and will think if he is hard, that means he is intending to get laid. |
It's a boner, it happens, I'd never be offended.
-If I wake up beside you and I see that you have one, good for you.
-If we're making out, and you have one...awesome. I'm happy to know I can do that to you.
I'm not going to put restrictions on when and how I want to see it or not see it. It's a boner, like I said it happens.
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| Originally posted by paranoik0 Well, in that case they're probably right. |
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