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Posted by pitchf0rk on Jan-30-2007 08:39:

names for sexual activities

Sup all. I was just reading through the Boner etiquette thread and after reading Caela's post on Dirty Sanchez, Tahitian Face Mask, etc, that it may possibly be amusing for everyone to list whatever names they have for things like that. And give an explanation as to what it is... if you have actually performed or received the said activity, please describe in full detail. k thx.

Posted by m o 0 g on Jan-30-2007 09:24:

just watch a porno man...im sure they can aid u.

also check out www.urbandictionary.com

they explain shit well.

like my persona favorite

the spiderman

quote:
while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "semen filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "GO WEB GO".

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

Posted by CrazedOut on Jan-30-2007 09:26:

^

The Angry Dragon is pretty funny.

And the Abe Lincoln is even funnier

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-30-2007 09:44:

In the COR, the 'Blumpkin' is the only way to roll

Posted by Trance Nutter on Jan-30-2007 09:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
'Blumpkin'

i dare not even ask

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-30-2007 15:43:

Stare Level 12
significant other is sleeping. jack off and right when are about to cum open up their eye and cum in it

Posted by Spyder on Jan-30-2007 16:05:

i just like my ice cream

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jan-30-2007 16:09:

angry pirate FTW

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-30-2007 17:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
angry pirate FTW

that's where you cum in their eye (eye patch) and kick them in the leg (peg leg).
i think there is one more step right?

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-30-2007 18:10:

WTF who actually comes up with this shit?

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-30-2007 18:15:

Having such hot sex in a hotel room that it ends up smelling like smoke and the hotel then charges you a smoking fee - The Wienerschnitzel

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-30-2007 18:19:

Posted by guster on Jan-30-2007 18:32:

hot lunch.

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 18:33:

the pterodactyl...

Posted by m o 0 g on Jan-30-2007 18:37:

anyone who dares try the red dragon....my hats off to you.

quote:

When a guy eats out a girl during her periods.

or the most common definition:

quote:
While receiving a BJ, at the point of climax, the male pushes his junk to the back of the bitches mouth. Then he continues to tickle her, punch her in the stomach, or gag her, so that the manjuice streams out of her nose. After a white dragon is accomplished, the male proceeds to punch the bitch in the nose, thus resulting in a cum/blood projection.

The ho was using to much teeth so I gave her a red dragon.

Posted by spitty on Jan-30-2007 18:44:

Donkey Punch

While doing doggy style, as you are about to cum, you punch her in the back of the head, so that her body reflexively tightens, locking you in...and resulting in this face...

...and a donkey noise

Posted by guster on Jan-30-2007 18:54:

toboggan.

quote:
At the top of a flight of stairs, as you�re doggy-styling a chick, give her a modified donkey punch between her shoulders. As her arms fly into the air, grab her wrists and thrust� You should be able to ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.

Posted by Cloudburst on Jan-30-2007 18:57:

quote:
Originally posted by m o 0 g

the spiderman

My girlfriend loves toby maguire, so i decided to show her the Spiderman.

lawl!

Posted by Zoso on Jan-30-2007 19:02:

The funniest part of all this are the elaborate, paragraph-length descriptions that are required to explain one or two words! Sounds like a lotta damned work or something.

Maybe we should have a contest to see which COR Whore (TM) can invent the best maneuver?

Posted by Leferikson on Jan-30-2007 20:02:

Ok, so my friend told me a story about his friend, so we made a new move. So his friend wanted to do anal with his GF, but she refused, saying that it would hurt too much. He thought about it for a few days, then went back to her with an idea. He told her that when you gum coke, it numbs your face and lips, so if we put coke on your asshole and in your butt, it would numb it. Being a stupid slut, she decided he was right. That night he got a gram of coke, and proceeded to smear it on her bum hole, and have anal intercourse. Thus starting the era of the "Columbian Package."

Posted by denys envy on Jan-30-2007 20:13:

i got a great one you guys. i've mentioned it before...

it's called -

SHIT THE BED.

what you do is, after you're done sexing her real good you just... shit the bed. i mean you really squat down and just take a shit right then and there.

Posted by EXTREMUM on Jan-30-2007 20:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
i got a great one you guys. i've mentioned it before...

it's called -

SHIT THE BED.

what you do is, after you're done sexing her real good you just... shit the bed. i mean you really squat down and just take a shit right then and there.

Oh, I thought that was called "Poopdeck"...

Posted by Ivand on Jan-30-2007 20:19:

Tahitian Face Mask

the Pinksock

Posted by miamitranceman on Jan-30-2007 20:20:

quote:
Originally posted by m o 0 g
anyone who dares try the red dragon....my hats off to you.

I've always known that to be the "Strawberry Shortcake". Never tried it though, and have no plans to.

Posted by grooviebeats on Jan-30-2007 20:21:

quote:
Originally posted by EXTREMUM
Oh, I thought that was called "Poopdeck"...

that is when you do it on a boat

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