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Okay so your out partying and you happen to see a nice girl

So what do you talk about??

I normally got that problem.. I do have the guts to go to the hottest chicks..but after a few (corny) subjects im speechless...

Dose anyone have any good subjects??
Or things which girls realy wanna hear but arent to "i love you" like (which you say in relationships)


Okay peepz HELP ME OUT


GreetZz

Just go up and say:

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but is your name Yolanda?"

That usually works.

Hahah lol.. yeah what do you get?? A slap in the face??

Okay now seriously I realy need some nice subjects or things which girls realy wanna hear


Peace

OR this one:


"Your parents must be retarded, because you are so special"

or if you want them to dance with you but are afraid of rejection then try this...

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

Okay maybe i could use that second one... Dunno...

But i want subjects man
OR...like i said things girlz realy wanna hear

oh shit that was funny............LOL LOL

LOL

rolling on the floor laughing

OK on a serious note..

I am married which means never using another "pick up" line again, but if you really want to meet a girl at a party you gotta be yourself. Females smell fake a mile away.
You gotta be humble, and yet assertive, dude just go up and say HEY!.

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Originally posted by alkizz OK on a serious note.. I am married which means never using another "pick up" line again, but if you really want to meet a girl at a party you gotta be yourself. Females smell fake a mile away. You gotta be humble, and yet assertive, dude just go up and say HEY!.

Yeah man im always meself.. Dont realy care what other people think.. I do look good (without being cocky/arrogant :-) And i CAN say "hi" LoL

But man the subjects... I can talk about where they live etc.. which school.. At that time most of them fall asleep LoL.. aah man that aint funny LOL

HELP ME OUT..

OK..

You are both at a "party/rave" so if the music moves you let her know. You got to just say hi, wassup, or whatever, then let it all go, no fake, no pretty cutesy stuff. Don't ask a bunch of questions (you will just end up screaming at each other trying to hear). Say your name, then ask her for hers. Simple, be yourself, if you are shy let her know, if she isn't cool with that then GOOD, she isn't the type of girl you should hang around anyway.

Like NIKE says..

just do it.

Makes me think of an adult joke

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

1. Compliment her.
2. Respect her.
3. Honor her.
4. Cuddle her.
5. Kiss her.
6. Caress her.
7. Love her.
8. Stroke her.
9. Tease her.
10. Comfort her.
11. Protect her.
12. Hug her.
13. Hold her.
14. Spend money on her.
15. Wine and dine her.
16. Listen to her.
17. Care for her.
18. Stand by her.
19. Support her.
20. Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
3. Give good head.
4. Swallow.

There are no "these are the things you should be talking about" since it depends who you are talking with and what you want (yes, it doesn't matter what she wants ).

1. forget stupid-ass pickup lines, they get you nowhere.

2. a good "pickup line" is neutral: "hi, what's up? how's your evening so far?" with a friendly smile

3. ignore the fact that the girl looks like Ms Universum runner-up. Just think of her as a very dense molecule heap.

4. talk to girls like you talk to guys, but avoid subjects such as army, sports in general (excluding x-treme, blading, snowboarding etc. cool things), politics and other fucking boring crap Don't try to pull some special role just because you are talking to a hot chick.

5. Get this and memorize it: "Women were made to love men".

6. Be fucking cool. No matter how much you want to get laid, just make the girl want you coz you know how to have a great time, you know interesting shit and are a generally absolutely funny & intelligent guy.

7. Start off by talking about the party/venue/DJs/sets/other people at the party/general mood/feeling since you can be sure that the girl can say something about that and won't be left speechless. Just profile her from the first moment on; where does she party, music taste, her opinion on XYZ, what gives her good vibes (this Q usually leads into whatever you want to turn it into ). Avoid boring shit like "what do you study" etc. crapola which never leads into interesting conversation.

8. Girls don't want to hear lameass lines like "you have beautiful eyes" as your 3rd or 4th comment. Complimenting is very very ill-adviced since it violates rule #6 but if you do it, be absolutely totally sincere. Don't compliment the obvious (they have heard it before a zillion times and they get the feeling that you only want to pick them up). Commenting on clothes is better if you really want to do it.

9. Girls love guys with good sense of humour. It has to be spontaneous though so don't tell jokes which someone cracked 10 years ago. Humour is also a good way to figure out if the chick is a total dumbass I mean, some people don't even understand sophisticated jokes or lines you can get in variety (kinky ) of ways.

10. Just do it.

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT mindbender THANKZ!!

You actually answered my questions/problems!! LoL

Mucho thankage goes to you

Your realy sure about me not complimenting them on how beautifull they are??

Thankz for the help m8.. cant wait for the weekend LoL

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Originally posted by Henkie_henk Your realy sure about me not complimenting them on how beautifull they are?? Thankz for the help m8.. cant wait for the weekend LoL

Yes. The more beautiful the girl is, the more often she has heard all compliments and some anyone can think of. Just don't do it. Real players never compliment coz they have had sex which MUCH better looking girls they are now talking to Be cool, it'll pay off

mindbender,

When r u coming out with a book? I agree with most of ur advice but I think ur leaving out one important thing.

I believe that you should hit on girls who r in ur own class (beauty wise that is). Its not often that u see an average guy with an awesome looking girl. I'm not saying it cant happen because looks arent everything. But I compare it to the Lottery, sure u cant win if u dont play but ur chances are pretty low.

Lets do a role reversal. If an unattactive girl comes up to you. Do you think it matter what she talks to you about? If ur interested in a friendship looks dont matter but it sounds like u want something more. What im saying doesnt sound politically correct but its the truth.

I'd like the opinion of the ladies out there.

Hey Mindbender..lol..will you marry me?

All you guys, listen to him, he knows what's up!

Be cool, act yourself. I know I can spot an act from a mile away! I do agree on the beautiful part to some extent. complements are good, but only in moderation and the suttle ones are the best. Be clever in your complements, and origional.

One more thing...I do believe there are limits as to who you can approach, but you never know unless you try. Just reciently a guy approached me that I normally wouldn't consider dating. We dated for a while, it was his words and personality that got things started, he became cuter to me as I got to know him.

hmmm this subject is very interesting
First of all I think in order to even break the ice you must do one important thing.......
To get a girls attention you have to ignore her
girls love attention and they dont usually go for the guy that drools all over their clothes and gets their gum stuck in their hair or better yet makes them hard of hearing...
This is what you should do

See a pretty girl look at her and smile....then look away and keep doing what you were doing
If she saw you smile at her and she smiled back you are in
move closer and dance close to her but dont make it obvious.
keep your cool and distance and at the same time let her know with the occasional eye contact that you know she is there..
She will either get sick of this game or start talking to you so you have to becareful she doesnt pick the first choice....
Once you start talking to her say the regular stuff...just like the others have mentioned......hi, how is your evening so far, DJ's , Sets, etc......
then take a break and leave for a moment " Make sure you say to her that you will be back in a few minutes "
then leave and come back if she is there still that probably means she doesnt think you are gross and you may have a shot....
start talking again and this time talk about something more than just the party
ask her about her fun life with respect to raving or whatever.....DO NOT at anytime compliment her especially if she is hot......chances are she has heard it all and you dont want to be like all the others she has talked to.....you want to make her feel like you are not directly trying to pick her up.....talk about the not so obvious....her sense of humour for example or her cool carying back pack......whatever....just stay away from the usuall .....like nice eyes, smile, tits , ass ( joke )

Now if you have a not so attractive beauty queen maybe you can read her character and tell she needs compliments to boost her self esteem....again you have to decide for yourself.....
So In conclusion the steps are
1) Look
2) smile
3) wait
4) move closer but keep distance
5) talk about basics
6) leave and come back
7) if she is there when you return you are in
8) stay away from compliments
9) chances are some if not most nice girls dont like giving their numbers out to strangers so if things are going great at the end of the night
offer to give her yours and dont ask for hers unless she gives it to you
If she excepts your number and things were going great the whole night then chances are she will offer her number in return for your

Last but not least be a gentleman.......later man and have fun and dont expect too much because most of the time the best things in life come your way when you least expect it.......

Thats exactly how it goes!! lol Well said pepi!
ESPECIALLY # 9, thats the one that gets to me, offer it instead of asking.

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Originally posted by Sugarbean Hey Mindbender..lol..will you marry me?

Hey honey, things are kinda busy but take a number and I'll get back to you ASAP... no seriously after seeing your picture in the other thread (+ you like Beam & Yanou) I might consider giving you a VIP pass to get rid of the queue of the other panting chicks LOL.

=)

peace - love - unity - respect

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Originally posted by mindbender I might consider giving you a VIP pass to get rid of the queue of the other panting chicks LOL.

LOL! panting chicks..lol

... most of the tips here have been pretty good... I have one that is the absolute 100% sure-fire way of getting her impressed with you as well as her friends... Worked 6 out of 6 times...

... but there's no way I'll ever post it on a public forum

Check out this url for a laugh

http://www.tranceboy.co.uk/sexguide/layguide.htm

Swamper,
your link was broken.

Check out this, its how 2 get laid online.

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lay guide...

i dunno who this "tranceboy" is but to me it looks like he just mirrored the original layguide (www.layguide.com) and made it look like his own work... that and he added some wierd shit about penis enlargement & viagra lol

heres another mirror of the free layguide:
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btw respect for the tips... im taking note of them, but im ugly as swamper's avatar so i dunno.. hehe jokes

There is definately a way to totally impress a girl , but I think by that point, the ice should be broken somewhat at least... err sorry if no one knows what I'm saying... I can't post it either...

latez...

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