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Posted by jonas on Jan-31-2007 19:31:

ATTN: Dirk

Sorry to have to tell you this on the forum. But your mom is moving out and will need a place to stay. I dropped her off at the homeless shelter with a blanket and five bucks and wished her luck.

So you can now quit calling me dad.

Posted by Zeonfiend on Jan-31-2007 20:33:

Re: ATTN: Dirk

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas

So you can now quit calling me dad.

You may, however, continue to call me Dad.

Posted by jonas on Jan-31-2007 20:36:

Re: Re: ATTN: Dirk

quote:
Originally posted by Zeonfiend
You may, however, continue to call me Dad since she moved in with me.

Fixed

Posted by Zeonfiend on Jan-31-2007 20:50:

Re: Re: Re: ATTN: Dirk

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Fixed

Obliged. She did have five bucks, after all.

Posted by D Dubya on Jan-31-2007 22:39:

jonas, just because i let all of myspace know that i pimp your mom out for quarters to support your heroin addiction doesn't mean you have to bring these lies to the forums. quit crying, suck it up, or i am beating your mother again, but this time with something sharp. clean up or shut up - or else the hooker gets it.

Posted by jonas on Jan-31-2007 23:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
jonas, just because i let all of myspace know that you pimp me out for quarters to the gay community to support my midget porn addiction doesn't mean you have to bring these lies to the forums. quit making fun of my weenie tucking ways, or i am banging a sheep again, but this time with a strap on. clean up or shut up - or else the sheep gets it from big daddy.

^^^^^^
Fixed

Now,when your done using your recycled comments (yes, you used that one before), your mom needs to tell you something. Wait, she has her mouth full right now. Gives us a few more minutes.

Posted by civicstyle on Feb-01-2007 02:50:

How cute the dallas ghey-TA's play!

Posted by Carlos Pereira on Feb-01-2007 03:12:

i just read this forum and spit the coffee all over my homework and Voltaire readings. u guys crack me the hell up man. unreal.

Posted by iclone on Feb-01-2007 04:24:

it's priceless to actually WATCH them play with each other IRL.

[pun intended, natch.]

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by racing4hoes
How cute the dallas ghey-TA's play!

You know, just when I think you have died of syphalis from the border town trannies you have been banging, you chime in at the last minute just to ruin my day by letting me know you're still alive.

If I rub ointment on you, will you go away?

quote:
Originally posted by iclone
it's priceless to actually WATCH them play with each other IRL.

[pun intended, natch.]

Not as fun as watching old VHS tapes of Nicole's, eh-hem, 'Donkey shows'.

Die

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 04:32:

quote:
Originally posted by architect1803
i just read this forum and spit the coffee all over my homework and Voltaire readings. u guys crack me the hell up man. unreal.

Ah Voltaire. Reading that is about as fun as shaving Dirk's mom's back

Posted by Carlos Pereira on Feb-01-2007 04:47:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Ah Voltaire. Reading that is about as fun as shaving Dirk's mom's back

LMFAO!!!

Posted by davemolina on Feb-01-2007 04:50:

So, ummm...

Can we beat Steve's mom yet?

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 04:51:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
So, ummm...

Can we beat Steve's mom yet?

Not yet. Everyone is still at YOUR mom's house giving her a 'tupperware party'

Posted by iclone on Feb-01-2007 04:51:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
If I rub ointment on you, will you go away?

no. he'll like it and beg for you to rub harder.

quote:
Not as fun as watching old VHS tapes of Nicole's, eh-hem, 'Donkey shows'.

c'mon, steve. you're known for calling a spade a spade. they're donkey punches.

Posted by davemolina on Feb-01-2007 04:53:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Not yet. Everyone is still at YOUR mom's house giving her a 'tupperware party'

Now now, Lil' Tiger...no Ovaltine for you until you clean up your language.

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by iclone

c'mon, steve. you're known for calling a spade a spade. they're donkey punches.

No. I meant donkey shows. Ask Dave. His mom put him through vocational school doing these.

Posted by iclone on Feb-01-2007 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
No. I meant donkey shows. Ask Dave. His mom put him through vocational school doing these.

dave?
details.
STAT.

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
Now now, Lil' Tiger

I told you not to call me that anymore.

Posted by davemolina on Feb-01-2007 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
I told you not to call me that anymore.

Ok, Sweetass.

Posted by iclone on Feb-01-2007 04:58:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
I told you not to call me that anymore in public.

[fixed.]

Posted by jonas on Feb-01-2007 05:02:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
Ok, Sweetass.
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Posted by davemolina on Feb-01-2007 05:36:

^^^

He vomits, but condones the use of the term "back pussy"...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by Carlos Pereira on Feb-01-2007 05:41:

quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
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damn, that vomit is kinda watery. where are the chunks?

Posted by Zeonfiend on Feb-01-2007 13:29:

quote:
Originally posted by architect1803
damn, that vomit is kinda watery. where are the chunks?

Still backed up where they got pushed.

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